Pat Yard Sale

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Unused dusty attic gym: $2000

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'll take all that bad homemade hot sauce so I can throw it at nerds

 

[N64 Cube]

Motorcycle ??? (what would blue book value be, idk)

Unfortunately, he can get about $8,020 for it

 

[captainjapan]

Wow, so between the Rustang and the scooter Fatboy has 8 cylinders

 

[42069]

I want the rights to The Ark

 

[captainjapan]

I want the rights to The Ark

You'll get nothing and like it child

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Is his organs worth anything? when he drops dead from obesity in couple years maybe he could be parted out like his Rustang, if he lived closer to Nantucket, Quasi would defiantly get enough in lamp oil

His brain is in perfect condition, never been used.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Tagine? Y'all teaching me some shit today.

I'm not just here for the loffs. #neverstoplearning

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Used cars are selling at inflated prices now due to shortages. Sell both vehicles now Patrick and you can probably cover your debt.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I want Niki's octopus hat so I can shit in it

 

[guest]

I want Niki's octopus hat so I can shit in it

Nikki's octopus hat: $4
Sunglasses: $3

 

[guest]

I’d probably pay $100 for that stupid gray sweater from the Germany photo and all the videos. I’d hang it on the wall like the Hard Rock Cafe.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Used cars are selling at inflated prices now due to shortages. Sell both vehicles now Patrick and you can probably cover your debt.

Noooooo, chowld. I will never sell the bike that drives Harley riders insane. Have I told you it's a better bike than a Harley? It is, chowld. Trust me.

 

[Chive Turkey]

We can auction Mewler off too. Courts consider pets as property, not family. Maybe $25?

Another item for the Chinese black market.

 

[guest]

Sweat-stained brewers hat anyone? $3

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Could sell the copper pipes out of hovel, Rustang for scrap https://www.scrapmetalpricer.com/scrap-metal-prices-per-pound-in-wisconsin/milwaukee/

 

[captainjapan]

The plumbing belongs to the bank child

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

His guns probably come out to a few thousand. That faggy FN PS90 goes for $1,500-$2,000. His Glock 23 is around $500. At one point he claimed he owned five guns, but I've never seen the other three. Then again he also claimed he owned a fleet of Mustangs despite never owning more than one at any given time. Those really should be the first thing he sells to get cash.

 

[RobertMewler]

I called dibs on Mewler months ago.