Pat with another original quip

[RickReternal]

Pat smoking weed would be hilarious. He's one of those faggots who would immediately have a psychotic break after a few tokes

He wouldn’t inhale and pull an Elon, smoking it like a cigar.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I bet he is that retard that always asks about how it feels. " Are you really high right now?" " Are you feeling it yet?"

No person would ever get high around Pat. He would kill even the strongest drug high. He thinks people do coke AND acid together even though that combination would be awful and a waste.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It would be great if he had the negative type of experience with it where you get extremely self-critical. "I've been the child all along! I was such an asshole to everyone! No, no, no..."

That’s why I think he’s so proud of being “drug free” - he’s terrified of what he’ll realize about himself and his mess of a life. Booze at least helps him forget / deny reality, weed could make everything “too real”

He said George Carlin was his hero and he was a big drug guy - especially with weed into his later years. I read he would write his act then get high and look over it from “a different perspective” to help him edit / change / tighten things up. Piggy might get high and blow his brains out.

 

[DominusOdium]

He'd take a single hit of Mexican dirt weed and spend hours being the most annoying caricature of what he thinks being stoned is like, and then milk the experience and story for years.

Oh honey, real Conservatives like me actually smoke Marijuana and know quite a bit more than you about the topic. Hush in the corner while we discuss this, child. I know far more than you ever will and you're embarrassing yourself.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Rube even within his own pop-cultural parameters.

It’s amazing how he’s 43 going on 65 with his boomer takes.

 

[AliceWorquer]

I occasionally wonder what kind of effect some real psychedelics would have on a man like Patrick. I'd really like to feed him some shrooms and bully him into a state of ego death just to see what happens. A few hours of horrified primal screaming might be just what he needs to stop being such a cunt.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Here is a classic. Where pat was about 10 years late

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Well he does live in the fly over area of the country. Wisconsin especially seems to always be 10 years behind on everything.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Fuck, I forgot when be tried to make "Trumpet" a thing along with "Piss Play Pinochet". He also used "shit trumpet" for awhile as one of his reddit style wacky insults.

Fucker spent years desperate to make a catch phrase happen. Turns out now he's got a whole bunch but they're all centered around humiliating him.

Don’t forget Sippy cup Caligula since Millenials and Zoomers LOVE references to Caligula! Big facts, FR FR.

 

[DominusOdium]

Don’t forget Sippy cup Caligula since Millenials and Zoomers LOVE references to Caligula! Big facts, FR FR.

I've seen pictures out of Gaza Strip this week that are funnier

 

[Coonskin]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Plus piggy turned 21 back when you used to be able to smoke in bars. I think you still can in some Florida bars.