Pat update: never gained size, never taken an L, still owes Quasi nothing, is very successful.

[guest]

any homeless pursuit of happiness character can walk into a dealership and take a picture of a car.
nice unintentional patism, stupid.

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i will not be made a fool of responding to a deleted post on a 2000's style messageboard dedicated to a defunct shock jock radio show, child.
saved for posterity. this is going great.....

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Yeah I realized that’s what it looks like so I deleted it. Don’t need to needlessly reduce myself to Pat’s level. Not wise to try and prove otherwise without risking doxxing myself so I’m gonna take the L on this one.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"Always. Only."

He's broken. You hit him with a bunch of haymaker facts and that's all he's got. I truly believe one day someone will be sending him pics of his own mugshot after he goes to jail for refusing to pay Quasi and he'll just deny it anyways.

He always drops the pronouns or says We instead of I when he's lying. That's his tell

 

[DanFielding]

 

[Jenna]

If you really wanted to stick it to Fats you'd finance a depressing teen romance movie (where the guy dies at the end) and call it Always. Only.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

If you really wanted to stick it to Fats you'd finance a depressing teen romance movie (where the guy dies at the end) and call it Always. Only.

I actually joked with a brotherman who is also in the business but YMB'ed his way out of here suddenly for the KF pastures (no idea why) about the prospect of optioning a Pig script just to change all the characters to hard line, right wing straight white guys and make sure his credit was prominent. Wouldn't do me any good but I'm sure his reaction would be funny.

 

[Jenna]

I actually joked with a brotherman who is also in the business but YMB'ed his way out of here suddenly for the KF pastures (no idea why) about the prospect of optioning a Pig script just to change all the characters to hard line, right wing straight white guys and make sure his credit was prominent. Wouldn't do me any good but I'm sure his reaction would be funny.

The nefarious Brack Lives Matter movement has been grifting space money and using it to buy luxury spaceships. It's up to a plucky young kid named Firstname Lastname (played by Kyle Rittenhouse in his feature film debut) to repo these spaceships! With a cameo from a mushbrain businessman with a tendency to smell teenage shoulders named Sloe Widen.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The nefarious Brack Lives Matter movement has been grifting space money and using it to buy luxury spaceships. It's up to a plucky young kid named Firstname Lastname (played by Kyle Rittenhouse in his feature film debut) to repo these spaceships! With a cameo from a mushbrain businessman with a tendency to smell teenage shoulders named Sloe Widen.

Where can I throw this money that doesn't belong to me?

 

[fusciasomething]

That was a beat down. God Rick's life is fucking terrible

 

[SFWA liaison]

wonder if he'll deny it if redditors phrase it like "courts in california have ordered you to pay..." instead of "you owe" because he deludes himself into thinking that it's not a "valid" debt

 

[bombvest]

any homeless pursuit of happiness character can walk into a dealership and take a picture of a car.
nice unintentional patism, stupid.

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his jeremy clarkson cosplay. 'achingly' I feel sorry for any celeb common enough this fat zilch knows of and believes he can convincing imitate

 

[HatRemovalService]

I wonder what’s the accumulative time he’s spent responding to people fucking with him

 

[based and white pilled]

No, child. I don't suffer from any kind of mental delusion, if I did i'd tell you, genuinely, stlaker.

-Damian

 

[guest]

I wonder what’s the accumulative time he’s spent responding to people fucking with him

He's said he spends hours per day and I believe it. Not only is he responding to people fucking with him, but I guarantee he's regularly searching Twitter for rascals and there's no way he doesn't read every thread in the lit crit forums. He definitely spends more time on this nonsense than he does on his shitty novels.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He's said he spends hours per day and I believe it. Not only is he responding to people fucking with him, but I guarantee he's regularly searching Twitter for rascals and there's no way he doesn't read every thread in the lit crit forums. He definitely spends more time on this nonsense than he does on his shitty novels.

Good. I hope we're a huge timesuck. If he never writes another piece of dreck in his entire life, we've succeeded.

 

[FurBurger]

wonder if he'll deny it if redditors phrase it like "courts in california have ordered you to pay..." instead of "you owe" because he deludes himself into thinking that it's not a "valid" debt

Old Sovereign Citizen Pat.

 

[guest]

Where can I throw this money that doesn't belong to me?

I think it would be funnier to buy one of his scripts for a trivial amount and then spend years leading him on like the movie is just about to be made but it never does.

 

[guest]

I think it would be funnier to buy one of his scripts for a trivial amount and then just spend years leading him on like the movie is just about to be made but it never does.

Uh yeah, Pat, this is Twatsmash. I just got off the phone with the studio head. He said you're a fat faggot with bitch tits and we're not filming this turd.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He's said he spends hours per day and I believe it. Not only is he responding to people fucking with him, but I guarantee he's regularly searching Twitter for rascals and there's no way he doesn't read every thread in the lit crit forums. He definitely spends more time on this nonsense than he does on his shitty novels.

He also has to search out the main profiles like Bert and BidenHarris2020 because sometimes they'll talk about Pat without tagging him. Great bit

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

If he lost everything and ended up in a homeless shelter, it would still be “our delusions” that he didn’t win…