Pat the autistic, literal retard.

[guest]

speaking of his bios, you know how we mock him for his self-perceived expertise in every topic? there's General Tomlinson for war, Car Guy Pat, Garden Pat, Sex Haver Pat, etc? He's actually proud of it. He calls himself "a man of many hats"

"he prowls theaters, clubs, and bars throughout the midwest"

Prowls

Great word choice, creep.

 

[Alexis de Torqueville]

speaking of his bios, you know how we mock him for his self-perceived expertise in every topic? there's General Tomlinson for war, Car Guy Pat, Garden Pat, Sex Haver Pat, etc? He's actually proud of it. He calls himself "a man of many hats"

IMO, the pig is in need of one of the local Milwaukee hat removal services.

(Dan, OnA, Norton)

 

[New Name]

Neither is newman.

I thought he was

 

[New Name]

I thought he was

The whole Schindlers list thing

 

[More Worser]

You were?

Well, yeah, she was dead. What, do you think a living woman would let me motherfuck her?

 

[More Worser]

The whole Schindlers list thing

You misspelled “Jewish lies”

 

[Sputnik]

"performing as a stand-up comedian"

obligatory Pat was an open mic-er and doesn't meet the criteria to be a hack

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

As bad as "I raped a dead woman" sounds, "I raped my mom" is still gonna get you some sideways glances.

it's mildly or wildly more transgressive, depending on what continent you live on