Pat the autistic, literal retard.

[guest]

His angry robot books profile:

"Patrick S Tomlinson is the son of an ex-hippie psychologist and an ex-cowboy electrician. "

Just because they're retired, you don't write "ex-" you fucking dumb fuck.

Jerry Seinfeld is an ex-actor who starred on Seinfeld, the son of an ex-banker.

Guys, I really hate Patrick.

 

[guest]

His angry robot books profile:

"Patrick S Tomlinson is the son of an ex-hippie psychologist and an ex-cowboy electrician. "

Just because they're retired, you don't write "ex-" you fucking dumb fuck.

Jerry Seinfeld is an ex-actor who starred on Seinfeld, the son of an ex-banker.

Guys, I really hate Patrick.

This Patrick sounds like a real square egg.

 

[More Worser]

Jerry Seinfeld is an ex-actor who starred on Seinfeld, the son of an ex-banker.

Side note:

• Jew
• neurotic
• works in Hollywood
• creates show with fellow Jew, casts mostly Jews
• mocks gentiles
• father was a banker

It’s all just a big series of coincidences that his behavior confirms to Jewish stereotypes

 

[guest]

Side note:

• Jew
• neurotic
• works in Hollywood
• creates show with fellow Jew, casts mostly Jews
• mocks gentiles
• father was a banker

It’s all just a big series of coincidences that his behavior confirms to Jewish stereotypes

lol I just said he was a banker for the goof. I just googled it, and he was a sign painter.
Side note, here's a fun fact: Jerry's dad on the show wasn't jewish.

 

[More Worser]

Sign painter is equally kikey.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Guys, I really hate Patrick.

I don't like him that much either. He's fat. Obese too.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I really hate it when people say "I was having dinner with my ex girlfriend"

Then it turns out that she was his girlfriend at the time.

Then, fucking, place yourself in that time and describe things as they are.

You don't say "I was having dinner with a dead woman" just because you ended up raping and killing her a year later.

 

[NoBacon]

The father of an ex daughter

 

[guest]

I really hate it when people say "I was having dinner with my ex girlfriend"

Then it turns out that she was his girlfriend at the time.

Then, fucking, place yourself in that time and describe things as they are.

You don't say "I was having dinner with a dead woman" just because you ended up raping and killing her a year later.

As bad as "I raped a dead woman" sounds, "I raped my mom" is still gonna get you some sideways glances.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The father of an ex daughter

I'm not sure that's correct though. In the womb, she wasn't a human being (obviously). As soon as she was born she was Jon's daughter (unless I've got the timing wrong).

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Side note, here's a fun fact: Jerry's dad on the show wasn't jewish.

That one I never would have guessed.

I'm too lazy to look it up, but that guy was a stand-in for Jackie Gleeson I hear.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

lol I just said he was a banker for the goof. I just googled it, and he was a sign painter.
Side note, here's a fun fact: Jerry's dad on the show wasn't jewish.

 

[More Worser]

As bad as "I raped a dead woman" sounds, "I raped my mom" is still gonna get you some sideways glances.

“So I was fucking my then-mom,”

 

[RobertMewler]

“So I was fucking my then-mom,”

You were?

 

[BoringFaggot]

lol I just said he was a banker for the goof. I just googled it, and he was a sign painter.
Side note, here's a fun fact: Jerry's dad on the show wasn't jewish.

Kramer isn't Jewish either, supposedly...

I have my doubts.

 

[guest]

Kramer isn't Jewish either, supposedly...

I have my doubts.

Neither is newman.

 

[guest]

That one I never would have guessed.

I'm too lazy to look it up, but that guy was a stand-in for Jackie Gleeson I hear.

And his nephew worked for the Parks Department!

 

[Stent]

In a demilitirized zone on the border of human space, long range spy satilites are mysterioulsy going quiet, and no one know why. Captain Susan Kamala and her crew are dispatched to figure out what's going on and solve the problem.

That problem, however, is a mysterious, bleeding edge alien ship that no human vessel could hope to match in open conflict. But, it's not spoiling for a fight.

Now, the Captain and her Crew must figure out how to navigate a complicated game of diplomacy, balancing the needs of their corporate overlords, and the desire for a lasting peace between the two races, all without letting a long standing cold war turn hot.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Kramer isn't Jewish either, supposedly...

I have my doubts.

Michael Richards is Italian and English. He once claimed to be Jewish, but he made it up.

The real Kramer - Kenny Kramer, I think it was - HAS to be Jewish.

 

[SFWA liaison]

speaking of his bios, you know how we mock him for his self-perceived expertise in every topic? there's General Tomlinson for war, Car Guy Pat, Garden Pat, Sex Haver Pat, etc? He's actually proud of it. He calls himself "a man of many hats"

Patrick S. Tomlinson is a man of many hats. In addition to writing Sci-Fi novels (Gate Crashers) and shorts, he prowls theaters, clubs, and bars throughout the midwest performing as a stand-up comedian. Between gigs, cons, and rewrites, he works as a pundit and frequent political contributor, with columns appearing in publications such as The Hill and The New York Times. In the little downtime remaining, Patrick enjoys hobbies such as motorcycling, model-building, and shooting