Pat Thanksgiving Predictions!

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Welp, it’s that time of year where families and friends gather together to give thanks - and do their best to avoid Patrick S Tomlinson. What will Pat post this year? Will he keep quiet? Will he brag he’s going to 17 thanksgiving dinners because he’s such a popular pig? Will he spend it alone at a bar? The possibilities are endless!

Also - I suggest our little rascals on twitter bug him about how everyone in his family hates him and he isn’t invited to family events. That should get the pig heated.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Pat has an obligatory appearance with Niki at his family’s house.

He’s unceremoniously excluded from the Robinson gathering and goes to Swingin’ Door, drinks, and replies to texts / tweets.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

He won't be at Hooli's because he is permanently banned.

How do we know? We relentlessly mock him about being banned from Hooli's, and he could easily prove us wrong by taking a picture there. There are no pics or mention of being at Hoolis on Twitter in a year or more.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He’ll take Thanksgiving Day as his last binge and then get serious about weight loss before he waddles into his 50’s an obese mess.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is the time of year Pat drinks harder than usual and eats two different households leftovers after the rest of the family members have left. Because he cant be cordial during the holidays and feels he must bring up politics and be confrontational so everyone hates him. So he spends actual Thanksgiving in a bar watching football just like every weekend. He will also tweet a bunch of Debbie Downer twitter posts when everyone else is actually having a good time because he cant help being a buzzkill.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

He is pathetic and he will have thanksgiving at Hooligan's again

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is pathetic and he will have thanksgiving at Hooligan's again

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is the time of year Pat drinks harder than usual and eats two different households leftovers after the rest of the family members have left. Because he cant be cordial during the holidays and feels he must bring up politics and be confrontational so everyone hates him. So he spends actual Thanksgiving in a bar watching football just like every weekend. He will also tweet a bunch of Debbie Downer twitter posts when everyone else is actually having a good time because he cant help being a buzzkill.


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This is such an obnoxious opinion and speaks to the core of someone’s character. Alienating a friend or especially a relative over something that neither of you can control is psychotic behavior.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

makes me ill just looking at it

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Packers play the Lions at noon so he will be at a bar and be pretty buzzed by 1-2 pm so that should be prime time Pat angry tweets and coping. I have a feeling Pats toilet will be bugging him about how his family hates him and he’s not invited for thanksgiving. Don’t forget - one of his “family thanksgiving dinners” had paper towel napkins - the sign of someone in his family (or Niki’s) brought leftovers because they pig can’t behave himself and oinks politics too much.

Here’s a fun exchange from yesterday that was good

You’re an obese rat, Pat!

 

[Dennis Denuto]

This is the time of year Pat drinks harder than usual and eats two different households leftovers after the rest of the family members have left. Because he cant be cordial during the holidays and feels he must bring up politics and be confrontational so everyone hates him. So he spends actual Thanksgiving in a bar watching football just like every weekend. He will also tweet a bunch of Debbie Downer twitter posts when everyone else is actually having a good time because he cant help being a buzzkill.


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How about don't talk about gay sex at the dinner table? If I ever did that when I was a kid my dad would have clipped me around the ear.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

makes me ill just looking at it

Bar slop is not holiday food.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Good thing Rick is back to full strength at the gym or he'd become a fat bitch titted slob eating bar thanksgiving meals.

Imagine if he did get invited to a family thanksgiving and varsity Kyle started saying how sweet Trump is, Rick says now you must pay in blood and charges him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is such an obnoxious opinion and speaks to the core of someone’s character. Alienating a friend or especially a relative over something that neither of you can control is psychotic behavior.

Not only that, he encouraged people to disown their family over politics. I know there’s people in my family that vote different from me but I don’t care or let it bother me but to have that be a reason to actually hate someone in your family is deranged.

Funny how this year I’m sure many families will be discussing how things are tough at their with inflation and all and how more people are living paycheck to paycheck / barely getting by with everything going up. Just last night I saw on the news credit card debt is at an all time high. But nothing is wrong because Biden is in office and if you think things are bad you’re a Nazi.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Not only that, he encouraged people to disown their family over politics. I know there’s people in my family that vote different from me but I don’t care or let it bother me but to have that be a reason to actually hate someone in your family is deranged.

Funny how this year I’m sure many families will be discussing how things are tough at their with inflation and all and how more people are living paycheck to paycheck / barely getting by with everything going up. Just last night I saw on the news credit card debt is at an all time high. But nothing is wrong because Biden is in office and if you think things are bad you’re a Nazi.

I don’t vote and pretty much everyone in my family is too stubborn or stupid to fully articulate why they believe what they believe in without bias but come on, family is family. I’d forgive my brother if he fucked my fiancé. Blood in, blood out.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I have a feeling Pats toilet will be bugging him about how his family hates him and he’s not invited for thanksgiving

Your lips to god's ears, friend.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is such an obnoxious opinion and speaks to the core of someone’s character. Alienating a friend or especially a relative over something that neither of you can control is psychotic behavior.

Now he gets to wait for his mom and dad to drop off leftovers from the night before while they go black friday shopping.



Two day after the actual holiday nikis sister will have a sad and awkward pity Thanksgiving for just Pat and Niki because they feel sorry for them.



He will be eating pie and leftovers every night for the next 4 days. He will try to downplay his pigging out by talking about hitting the gym.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Now he gets to wait for his mom and dad to drop off leftovers from the night before while they go black friday shopping.



Two day after the actual holiday nikis sister will have a sad and awkward pity Thanksgiving for just Pat and Niki because they feel sorry for them.



He will be eating pie and leftovers every night for the next 4 days. He will try to downplay his pigging out by talking about hitting the gym.





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Is he insinuating he will take a cold shower by choice or is that something to do with cyber stalkers?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Bar slop is not holiday food.

Pat tried to play it off like it was something that was just given to him. " Surprise dinner". No stupid, you ordered it.