Pat talks about things that are a waste of money

[Riccardo Bosi]

Uhh... frivolous lawsuits?

 

[Steve Ramone]

Competent lawyers

 

[Professor Rape]

Diviorce lawyers

Just sign away your rights. Anyone can do it!

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Toothbrushes and toothpaste

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Unused gym memberships

 

[Chive Turkey]

Well, he should know..He's an expert on wasting money, it's literally all he does.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Pat, your house is two starter apartments, dummy.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

If it had been solely up to me, our wedding would've been me and my wife, our immediate families and friends. A simple ceremony and reception.

But I married a heterosexual woman of higher stock. So that meant 100 guests (minimum), an exclusive location on a Saturday in July, a shitload of fresh flowers, top caterers, rings, dress, shoes, flights and accommodation for some friends and family, gay ass chocolate/fresh fruit fountains, 20 cases of veuve cliq, open bar, taxis for 50% of the guests, cash tips for the servers etc. I won't even say what the grand total was - I'm already hated here enough. Honestly, it was worth it though because it made the missus happy.

Pat is fat and gay.

What brand suit did you wear, brotherman? I wore a $2,500 made-to-measure one which made me feel like an asshole since John Gotti was famous for wearing "2 thousand dollar silk suits!" It seemed garish and overpriced.

Then I looked it up in the inflation calculator and his 1980s 2 thousand dollar silk suits are about $6K now. Funny enough, the Brioni silk suits like he used to wear retail for about exactly $6K now

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Nikki arriving from the future to tell him to shut the fuck up about Norm Macdonald

 

[TorpidSloth]

What brand suit did you wear, brotherman? I wore a $2,500 made-to-measure one which made me feel like an asshole since John Gotti was famous for wearing "2 thousand dollar silk suits!" It seemed garish and overpriced.

Then I looked it up in the inflation calculator and his 1980s 2 thousand dollar silk suits are about $6K now. Funny enough, the Brioni silk suits like he used to wear retail for about exactly $6K now

Norton & Sons (I know)

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Garages for salvage cars.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

I can't stop laughing at the fact that they got married in a Starbucks attic and made Niki's mom sit on an uncomfortable metal chair behind Niki's side nigger, who was sitting in a superior wooden chair

 

[Professor Rape]

I can't stop laughing at the fact that they got married in a Starbucks attic and made Niki's mom sit on an uncomfortable metal chair behind Niki's side nigger, who was sitting in a superior wooden chair

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Her face is supressing a laugh. She thinks this whole thing is a joke. Or shes high on her meds.

 

[DMbA]

Norton & Sons (I know)

Do you get your car from Jim Norton Toyota too