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Pat Sex Poll

How many more people have you had sex with than Pat?

  • 1

    Votes: 3 8.6%
  • 2

    Votes: 4 11.4%
  • 3

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yeah right! Like anyone has ever fucked more than 4 people!

    Votes: 5 14.3%
  • 4

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 5

    Votes: 1 2.9%
  • 6+

    Votes: 22 62.9%

  • Total voters
    35

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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My real number is 16, not a massive number I know but the standard is high. There’s a 3 in there and a 4, but the rest are 7s and 8s, one 9 in the right light.

You can do well if you have the confidence and humour to try your luck. You never know, right?
 

NikkisCrustyGusset

I am the crispy white spot in your soul
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i spent like 2 days in edinburgh and i was shocked at how ugly everyone is. mostly the women, i didn't even notice the men.
Some fucking absolute babes in Glasgow, seen Glas Vegas and El Presidente in King Tuts years ago and some incredibly gorgeous girls there both gigs.

I loved Edinburgh, and even ventured down to Gorgie and Leith (the Bannany flats) and yeah a load of munters around. It's like Leitrim on a Friday night. But still some fine things in bars around the Walk and all

Remembering Scotland makes me want a bottle of Buckfast... We have it here but different formula.
 
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at caribbean parties we have a rule you are not allowed to dance with a person more than 2 songs. doesn't matter if he's buying you drinks all night he has to move along. i have slept with approximately 1 billion men.

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captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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The fact you knew the term, is the only thing that’s funny about that. The fact I know you called it correctly? Embarrassing.
nah it's hot jamaica is only the tip of the iceberg once you get into trinidad, st lucia, grenada it's even more wild. we finally started up carnival season after covid i'm travelling all over the place for the season

if you dig deep enough here you will find me. i'm not gonna doxx and embarass myself tho
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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i spent like 2 days in edinburgh and i was shocked at how ugly everyone is. mostly the women, i didn't even notice the men.

Edinburgh is where I lived, and it was an awful, negative place. Poland is the very opposite, it's so kind here.

I'll recuse my opinion of the women because I can only insult my people so much. But there ARE beauties there, for the record.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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at caribbean parties we have a rule you are not allowed to dance with a person more than 2 songs. doesn't matter if he's buying you drinks all night he has to move along. i have slept with approximately 1 billion men.
Now i'm almost positive i've fucked you and don't remember it.
Edinburgh is where I lived, and it was an awful, negative place. Poland is the very opposite, it's so kind here.

I'll recuse my opinion of the women because I can only insult my people so much. But there ARE beauties there, for the record.
worse than Glasgow? Edit: nevermind I guess Edinburgh is the one I was thinking about that has a lower life expectancy than the rest of the country
 
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