Pat Sex Poll

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

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[TheRevAlJolson]

Assuming pat has fucked two whole women?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Im a virgin

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I've had sex with more people in one day than Pat has in his entire fat life. That's not even a particularly impressive brag either.

 

[guest]

Too many for me to count, which means I'm degenerate scum. If I could do it all over again I'd wait for marriage and be a trad husband and live in the woods reading e-books about jews.

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[Ace Orenstein]

Im a virgin

We know

 

[guest]

I had that fat nigger beat when I was 16.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Im a virgin

Naw @Sgt. Barnes, you been in the shit. You been in the bad bush, and I DO mean between a Mama San's legs!

'' I love the smell of cummed in pussy in the morning. You know, one time I had a Saigon orgy for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked around the room. I didn’t find one of ’em clean, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that fishy, baking soda sweaty smell, the whole suite. Smelled like victory.”

 

[Wobelt Mewlel]

Too many for me to count, which means I'm degenerate scum. If I could do it all over again I'd wait for marriage and be a trad husband and live in the woods reading e-books about jews.

Age?

 

[fusciasomething]

I've never fucked a girl (or been pegged by) as ugly as Niki which I think is much more important.

 

[captain_kamala]

at caribbean parties we have a rule you are not allowed to dance with a person more than 2 songs. doesn't matter if he's buying you drinks all night he has to move along. i have slept with approximately 1 billion men.

 

[guest]

Seriously though, Pat had only had sex with one person (Adrienne) until he was 32. Then he met Noggi immediately after. So where's this South Dakota bullshit coming from?

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Seriously though, Pat had only had sex with one person (Adrienne) until he was 32. Then he met Noggi immediately after. So where's this South Dakota bullshit coming from?

Another one of his wet brain fantasies to fuel the unshakeable belief that he is, for all intents and purposes, a god made flesh.
His name is Rick. He's not like other guys...

Genius IQ, best selling author, white hot political firebrand and going constantly viral with his political hot takes, petrol head with a knicker wetting awesome car, so good at bikes he could win the Manx TT, dual wielding pistols since 12, has more skill with guns than John Wick, expertly trained in stick twirling, several martial arts and a veteran of hundreds of bar brawls. So tough he makes groups of rowdy grown men flee with a look. Makes Big Boss look like a pussy. Expert in CQC.

So proficient with the law he can instantly gun down a family he mistakes for a stlaker and zero repercussions. Revered and adored by everyone in the sci fi world. Has a special relationship with Star Wars and Star Trek better than and more important than anyone else's.

Sought after podcast guest and stand up comedian. Had to leave first wife but she still is madly in love, desperate for his return and regrets it every day. Didn't abandon daughter. Expert on parental advice. Sold medical insurance so expert on medicine, biology, chemistry, virology etc. Expert nutritionist goes to Hooligans for a greasy taco 'for the protein'. Total gym rat. Shredded. Cut. Ripped. Could tank a punch from Tyson Fury with abs.
Cardio level of a 21 year old Olympic athlete. Easily able to bench 250-300lbs.

Has more sex than you with more skill that you ever could imagine.

Actual. Tough. Guy.

 

[UnPRePared]

at caribbean parties we have a rule you are not allowed to dance with a person more than 2 songs. doesn't matter if he's buying you drinks all night he has to move along. i have slept with approximately 1 billion men.

Ever had a Scotsman?

 

[captain_kamala]

Ever had a Scotsman?

no i've had plenty of irish though. they love to snort coke until their dicks don't work

 

[UnPRePared]

no i've had plenty of irish though. they love to snort coke until their dicks don't work

We Scots like our drink, but I never went until I got whisky dick. Too much pride.

Gosia would tell you that you're missing out.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

no i've had plenty of irish though. they love to snort coke until their dicks don't work

Not me love

No brewers droop either.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I've had sex with more people in one day than Pat has in his entire fat life. That's not even a particularly impressive brag either.

Should only be women, cyberatalker. I don't care what month it is, gays aren't people.

 

[captain_kamala]

We Scots like our drink, but I never went until I got whisky dick. Too much pride.

Gosia would tell you that you're missing out.

i spent like 2 days in edinburgh and i was shocked at how ugly everyone is. mostly the women, i didn't even notice the men.