Pat resists temptation

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Wtf is this?!

 

[NoBacon]

The rest of the conversation is too much to digest all at once. I'll release it in biweekly installments on my upcoming podcast until the entire board hates me and I have to delete my account.

This is the way

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Waaaaaat?

So Alivia is texting you and you're forwarding those to Pat??

 

[Brooke Shields]

Hahahhahahhaha

altho fuck you for making me respect Pat a little bit, either he knows he is a fat pos or he really loves Nikki.

if i had no discernable skills I'd love my only chance at a paycheck too

 

[Brooke Shields]

Popo loves Alivia

 

[1073waaf]

The rest of the conversation is too much to digest all at once. I'll release it in biweekly installments on my upcoming podcast until the entire board hates me and I have to delete my account.

Now that’s how you executive produce.

 

[JebJoh]

Popo loves Alivia

Christina is Chrissy Mayr btw

 

[Meownaw]

Christina is Chrissy Mayr btw

No she isn't

 

[RobertMewler]

Waaaaaat?

So Alivia is texting you and you're forwarding those to Pat??

No, Bud (OP) set up a fake group text of Pig's neighbors from that neighborhood facebook group but they were all Bud. "Alivia" is still him: https://new.onaforums.net/threads/pat-resists-temptation.20055/post-423226

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

So who is 'Damon'?

 

[guest]

No she isn't

It was some porn star or something right

Or at least a whore

 

[Dog Eater]

TYFYS op I laughed so hard I farted

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

No, Bud (OP) set up a fake group text of Pig's neighbors from that neighborhood facebook group but they were all Bud. "Alivia" is still him: https://new.onaforums.net/threads/pat-resists-temptation.20055/post-423226

Oh literal Mewler

 

[guest]

The numbers apparently show up as user names within the app. This is the "Alivia" view the group text that set this up:
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I'm just not autistic enough to pull something like this off. 11/10 stars. You motherfucker.

Driving up to clients in Maine today listening to the Lady Di internship and following this thread. Had to pull over because I almost shit myself. Goddamit I love you fuckin guys.

 

[The Real Dan Mullen]

The rest of the conversation is too much to digest all at once. I'll release it in biweekly installments on my upcoming podcast until the entire board hates me and I have to delete my account.

Sounds like a plan

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Driving up to clients in Maine today listening to the Lady Di internship and following this thread. Had to pull over because I almost shit myself. Goddamit I love you fuckin guys.

Relax take a deep breath and get a Coffee Coolatta

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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He really thinks because he’s an “internet celebrity” she’s a starfucker, and she just wants to make him a bitch in her belt. We’ve seen pictures of the chick, Pat couldn’t be in the same league with her if she was missing all 4 limbs and both of her eyes.

 

[RobertMewler]

Oh literal Mewler

Oh goddamnit. Stupid me. Carry on.

 

[Meownaw]

It was some porn star or something right

Or at least a whore

Board op on some psychic channel on SiriusXM. Unless you mean Allie who is the whore that looks horrendous now.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Board op on some psychic channel on SiriusXM. Unless you mean Allie who is the whore that looks horrendous now.

Yeah, I can never remember the name of that pear shaped Australian bore. "Beau-beau"