Pat pretends to be a dad and fit in one tweet

[Nick_Carpinelli]

I would rather he had a dead bod.

would you say it's your publicly stated goal?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

a dad bod would be an improvement.

It'd be his current mom bod minus the boobs

 

[Clint Ruin]

He is literally the worst human being in existence

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/596101063578492928?s=20

Normally men acquire "dad bods" because they are busy working and raising children, two things Pat doesn't do. Pat has all the time in the world to get in shape, and his shape is an oval.

Bonus fitness tweet:

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/362701913789169665?s=20

"Discipline and Effort"

 

[ChildSpitTake]

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Not by any medical standard, atalker

 

[peckafacce]

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His face is literally twice as wide as it use to be.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

His face is literally twice as wide as it use to be.

Kinda like Martin Short after the bee stings him on the head in Pure Luck

 

[HotDogJoe]

His face is literally twice as wide as it use to be.

He's broader in the face than most, child.

Hush now.

 

[guest]

Ribs

 

[Will Tate]

Sure, I'll come watch you work out, Pat, name the time and the place. Tedious fat worthless cunt.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I'm (not) fat!