Pat pretends to be a dad and fit in one tweet

[BudDickman]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/596101063578492928?s=20

Normally men acquire "dad bods" because they are busy working and raising children, two things Pat doesn't do. Pat has all the time in the world to get in shape, and his shape is an oval.

Bonus fitness tweet:

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/362701913789169665?s=20

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Imagine how retarded you’d have to be to put those out into the world thinking it’ll impress people. I’m embarrassed for you, Pig.

 

[captain_kamala]

a dad bod would be an improvement.

 

[sShenaniganz]

Unbelievable that Twitter would allow such disgusting fatphobic and abelist hate speech on their platform

 

[Jenna]

That's a great one to attach to pictures of him being fat.

Fat, denies being fat, shames other fat people for not having his discipline, abandoned his daughter.

 

[guest]

Oh my god.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

We're dealing with a big fat retarded person

 

[HotDogJoe]

He is the most insufferable cunt on this earth.

 

[guest]

I can't believe he'd actually write that. I'm floored.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[fusciasomething]

"discipline" is another one to add to the list of words he doesn't seem to understand

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I would rather he had a dead bod.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Doesn't even have enough discipline to iron his clothes before putting them on.

Fat nothing.

 

[guest]

"Discipline" - unemployed, Fat, alcoholic.

"Effort" - has voluntarily never met his daughter. Not a dad.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

He's actually worse than a nigger because the nigger sticks around for the birth of the baby. Patrick didn't even see that.

 

[guest]

Doesn't even have enough discipline to iron his clothes before putting them on.

Fat nothing.

He doesn’t even have to iron it, just fold it when it’s done drying. Or maybe they don’t even have a dryer.

 

[guest]

He's actually worse than a nigger because the nigger sticks around for the birth of the baby. Patrick didn't even see that.

No they don’t.

 

[guest]

"Discipline" - unemployed, Fat, alcoholic.

"Effort" - has voluntarily never met his daughter. Not a dad.

That's like saying any dude who sold his cum to a sperm bank is a father and dad. Fuck is he fat.

 

[cliveowen]

I'm guessing Pat feels he was in the best shape of his life when he took that nude pic behind the plant. But even then he wasn't really in shape, just wasn't morbidly obese. He had no 6 pack or any real muscle definition. Not the kind of body to be proud of and showing off to the world.

Mama Raven did a real number on this guy.