Pat posts pics of him giving his daughter a bath

[RobertMewler]

OOPSIE DOODLES!

Nice life choices, stupid.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1489333542907785216?cxt=HHwWgMC9ke29lqspAAAA

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I have never heard anyone describe a lizard as anything other than "a fucking lizard"

 

[guest]

"a fearless little heart"

[SIZE=26px]YOU FUCKING FAT PIG FAGGOT, STOP SAYING GAY SHIT[/SIZE]

 

[Ladynyahh]

How would having a pet lizard give you any satisfaction? They don't show affection or have personality, do they? I'm sure if I asked Pat that question there'd be some snarky answer with a "child" on the end of the sentence

 

[guest]

How would having a pet lizard give you any satisfaction? They don't show affection or have personality, do they? I'm sure if I asked Pat that question there'd be some snarky answer with a "child" on the end of the sentence

"Just because your tiny brain can't comprehend the love they give doesn't mean this beautiful little creature can't show affection with her fearless little heart, child."

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

"Fearless little heart" its brain is smaller than a pencil eraser it knows no better

 

[guest]

He’d rather take care of some unaffected houseplant of a pet than spend time with his own family. Fucking fat disgrace.

 

[JumboYumYums]

Uncle Paul's the one giving lil' girrrls bath's.

 

[guest]

He’d rather take care of some unaffected houseplant of a pet than spend time with his own family. Fucking fat disgrace.

[SIZE=26px]PATRICK YOU ARE A LIZARD MOLESTING FAT FAGGOT WHO SUCKS NIGGER DICK AND I HEARD YOU RAPED YOUR DAUGHTER.[/SIZE]

 

[Jenna]

Controller in the background on the couch, like he just finished a long gaming session. $60 controller is simply a prop for twitter.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

He's the male equivalent of the Crazy Cat Lady syndrome. What a fucking nut.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

"Gotta be there for the family!"

 

[guest]

idk, some people get their dopamine rush from a fulfilling day being productive and raising their biological daughter..You do you, fatty.

(Even nibbler can tell something's 'off' about his human).

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Imagine all the memories he could have already created like this with his daughter. His wife is out of town for work, and he has to give her a bath. He’s a man so he’s uncomfortable in the situation, and is proud he got it done. Instead, he’s posting a picture of a lizard that he had to wash because it went too far into his colon. Fatty.

 

[guest]

Every time I look at his Twitter pfp, it's almost like he's pointing and saying "imagine how good it would feel to kick me right here in the temple with the toe of your cowboy boot"

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I keep hearing rumors that Niki loves Nibbler farts in her vagina.

 

[guest]

I keep hearing rumors that Niki loves Nibbler farts in her vagina.

She puts nibbler's tail in her twat then burns him with cigarettes so his tail will whip around inside of her.

 

[guest]

btw...42 years old and not evn ashamed his video game controller is in the picture. Shamefully childish fat pig.

 

[guest]

btw...42 years old and not evn ashamed his video game controller is in the picture. Shamefully childish fat pig.

I'm a gamer, mmmmmmmaaaaaan!

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That sink is fucking disgusting.