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Pat might actually sound even gayer here than he did in Josiah 5

Easily_Remembered

It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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I’ve never seen a faggier allegedly straight male in my life. I’ve been around some hoity rich white people in my life. That do faggy shit like talk with faux Brit or Yankee accents, and extend their pinkies to drink something as basic as bottled water. And they’re less faggy than Piggy is.

Literally the guy above me on the chain at my job is a Connecticut femme with a wife that looks like she never met a plastic surgeon she didn’t like, and two kids with faggy names (Shiloh and Lorelei) this fucker literally shows pictures of his weekend activities where he’s in Brooks Brothers gear with sweaters tied around his shoulders, and he’s less faggy than Pat.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I’ve never seen a faggier allegedly straight male in my life. I’ve been around some hoity rich white people in my life. That do faggy shit like talk with faux Brit or Yankee accents, and extend their pinkies to drink something as basic as bottled water. And they’re less faggy than Piggy is.

Literally the guy above me on the chain at my job is a Connecticut femme with a wife that looks like she never met a plastic surgeon she didn’t like, and two kids with faggy names (Shiloh and Lorelei) this fucker literally shows pictures of his weekend activities where he’s in Brooks Brothers gear with sweaters tied around his shoulders, and he’s less faggy than Pat.
Im convinced he didnt spend much time with kids his age besides his brother and he hung out with his moms friends playing cards and board games on the weekends. Almost everyone that interacts with him on twitter is some lady that would pass as his moms friend. Cat ladies. He appeals to a crowd that an actual tough guy would never interact with.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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Im convinced he didnt spend much time with kids his age besides his brother and he hung out with his moms friends playing cards and board games on the weekends. Almost everyone that interacts with him on twitter is some lady that would pass as his moms friend. Cat ladies. He appeals to a crowd that an actual tough guy would never interact with.
I have noticed outside of SFWA members most of his following is old cat ladies above 60 who are also not gainfully employed and sitting in their couches all day.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Sports sucks now. Back when I was watching regularly in the late 2000s and early 2010s, they still were at least a little bit mean. Intentionally trying to hurt each other, constantly shit talking. Now everybody whines and cries about injuries and getting their feelings hurt.

Football and College basketball are the only things worth watching and CB’s been ruined by the transfer portal.
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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Even if you knew nothing else about Patrick, this video alone would make you hate him. Look at this awkward, performative little sperg making everyone around him uncomfortable and trying to make it all about him. No normal person when they're celebrating, first looks around to make sure everybody notices them doing it.

"All my adult life" completely gives him away as a phoney sports fan too. Phoney sports fan, phoney geek, phoney tough guy, phoney father.

I fucking hate him.
 

Joe Eyed Cow

An actual fat guy
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Even if you knew nothing else about Patrick, this video alone would make you hate him. Look at this awkward, performative little sperg making everyone around him uncomfortable and trying to make it all about him. No normal person when they're celebrating, first looks around to make sure everybody notices them doing it.

"All my adult life" completely gives him away as a phoney sports fan too. Phoney sports fan, phoney geek, phoney tough guy, phoney father.

I fucking hate him.
He's a big fat phoney if ya ask me
 
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