Pat lies about his waist size (34) and cosplays as someone who attended college

[guest]

I kind of believe him...he has tiny legs and a small frame/pelvis. His gut hangs like a third trimester Mexican woman carrying twins, but he's not a big dude.

 

[guest]

I wear the same pants I did in high school, child.

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This man could be wearing a size 34...a lot of people are built funny.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The only way he fits in a 34.

 

[guest]

He's a fat faggot and a Titanic piece of shit.

He still wears a 34 it's just in women's size now.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

A 34 what? It's definitely not a waistband size.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Ahh the ol I tuck my jeans under my gut so I'm really a 34. We all know that trick you faggot.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I wear the same pants I did in high school, child.

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Exactly this.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

I've heard of vanity sizing in women's clothes so they can say they wear a size 6 dress or something. Is it possible Porklinson is loyal to a brand that does this with men's pants? Cause he is at least 40", probably more.

Actually yes, there’s some inconsistencies between manufacturers for much this reason. He’s still a fat fucking liar though.

 

[N64 Cube]

Remember that video of him in Hawaii twirling that baton? (Who can forget) there’s no way he’s a size 34 in that video

 

[Raymond]

He always finds the faggiest thing to say.

 

[Hudson]

34????

Is there anything this tub of shit doesn't lie about?

 

[MonsterSteve]

can someone post the Hawaii twirl? I think that might show his fat gut OVER his shorts/jeans.

 

[EraGodless]

This is definitely the face of a man who hasn't gained a pound since college and has a 34" waist.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Saying he wears a 34 waist isn't the same as saying they're comfortable or that they fit well. Maybe I'm wrong, though, because if there's anything Patrick is known for, it's wearing clothing that fits him properly.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Saying he wears a 34 waist isn't the same as saying they're comfortable or that they fit well. Maybe I'm wrong, though, because if there's anything Patrick is known for, it's wearing clothing that fits him properly.

You can see his cavernous navel in the second pic so they’re way down there.

Still, nigga must wear his pants like Lil Wayne if he’s still wearing a 34”.

 

[DominusOdium]

You can see his cavernous navel in the second pic so they’re way down there.

Still, nigga must wear his pants like Lil Wayne if he’s still wearing a 34”.

His socks are a 34" at this point.

 

[guest]

His socks are a 34" at this point.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Saying he wears a 34 waist isn't the same as saying they're comfortable or that they fit well. Maybe I'm wrong, though, because if there's anything Patrick is known for, it's wearing clothing that fits him properly.

Those are abds, child

 

[guest]

Those are abds, child

FLABdominal muscles.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Notice how he alludes to going to college when the people he considers "Twitter elites" are mentioned, but says he never did and didn't need to whenever it comes up otherwise. He's a pathetic simp even when he doesn't mean to be.

Nevermind her half-baked political opinions, Molly Jong Fast is one of the legitimately ugliest "women" I've ever seen. I swear she leans into it too.

I was at my gym recently and she was on the tv that is set to CNN and my god it was unpleasant. She was not only ugly but babbling on and on about Jan 6th like it was worse than 9/11, WW2, Pearl Harbor, etc like a crazy person. I’ve noticed the media reports on Jan 6th so they don’t have to report on how bad of a president Biden is. The media cries if anybody says “let’s go Brandon” like doing so should be a serious crime.