Pat lies about his waist size (34) and cosplays as someone who attended college

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Technicality Pat strikes again. One semester of community college means he can say "since college". Although even if he was a 34" waist in "college", that was 20 fucking years ago and he's gained like 50 pounds since then. Utter lunatic.

edit: direct link: https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1495106031550144512

 

[peckafacce]

Even at 225 there isn't a chance in hell is would be a 34. He would have to be closer to 135-140 for that.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat the fat is in your gut not your waist you retard.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’m about 6 inches taller than pat and weigh less than to about what he claims he weighs. I wear a 34 and it’s slightly big on me. There is no way this fat faggot chugs that many dicks and wears a 34.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

"Since college" I fucking HATE him.

You. Didn't. Go. To. College. Little. Baby. Child.

 

[AntSucks]

I wear the same pants I did in high school, child.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat the fat is in your gut not your waist you retard.

I’ve never seen this crazy of a case of body dysmorphia. I really think he sees his weight as his height and by that I mean it’s always the same.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

There is no, fucking, way, unless he wears the pants under his fat fucking ass.

I'm 5'11 155 and 32 just fits me. He's twice my weight. Logically he's size 64.

 

[DominusOdium]

Raven sat Niki down at the wedding and explained how she's been cutting off big boy's tags for years so it doesn't hurt his feelings that he's a 3xl and 48 waist. Niki has kept up the tradition, along with writing his name on the waistband

 

[garbageman2244]

Notice how he alludes to going to college when the people he considers "Twitter elites" are mentioned, but says he never did and didn't need to whenever it comes up otherwise. He's a pathetic simp even when he doesn't mean to be.

Nevermind her half-baked political opinions, Molly Jong Fast is one of the legitimately ugliest "women" I've ever seen. I swear she leans into it too.

 

[Harry Powell]

I’m about 185, 5’9”, and I wear a 34 and it’s tight. He’s a size 40 at LEAST

 

[guest]

He wears 38-40 minimum and that's below the gut. Actually measuring around his belly is well over 40".

 

[guest]

Yep, I'm 6'2, 194 lbs and wear 34. He's shorter than me and way way fatter. If he's not wearing a 46 he's in extreme discomfort all the time.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

He's several sandwiches short of a picnic. Because he ate them all.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Even at 225 there isn't a chance in hell is would be a 34. He would have to be closer to 135-140 for that.

I’m 185 and a 33

Pat is much more than that

 

[Stent]

A 34 what? It's definitely not a waistband size.

 

[guest]

What kind of dude lies about their weight or waist size? Oh, I know, faggots do.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"Replying to @ChinsPatrickv6"

Fucking ribs.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

 

[ActionJackson]

I've heard of vanity sizing in women's clothes so they can say they wear a size 6 dress or something. Is it possible Porklinson is loyal to a brand that does this with men's pants? Cause he is at least 40", probably more.