Pat LARPing as a scientist again

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hmmm let the Yale PHD explain or let the C average high school grad try and answer any questions. Why does he try to appropriate shit he isnt even qualified for?

 

[guest]

 

[AntSucks]

No they don't fatass. Here are the signs of life according to a junior high school text.

Movement
Excretion
Respiration
Reproduction
Growth
Sensitivity
Nutrition

The ball bearings are exhibiting one, and none of the others. Seems pretty easy to distinguish to me. They are less alive than a crystal structure, which is also not alive.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Imagine how much it bothers him that his little brother is an actual smart guy with a PHD. I bet he just lets Rick prattle on while he nods along and tells himself he only needs to listen to this once or twice a year.

 

[guest]

All the science he knows he has learned from Star Trek. What a hack.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Pat wants to be Arthur C. Clarke, who wrote 2001 and then became a sort of science spokesman in the 60s. But Clarke had science degrees and an actual passion for what he did. Pat has his directionless Fame Quest like Chris Chan's love quest.

 

[guest]

I wonder what his high school transcript looks like… hmm. I feel like I only had to call them to have them mail it to me last time I needed mine but that was probably 5-7 years ago, they might’ve tightened it up since then.

Any bets on if he failed gym?

 

[guest]

Nice word salad, stupid. How can one remarkably fat man sound so retarded, now matter what he says?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

i'd love to ask pat if he's even taken an intro level chem course. but then through the magic of Patlusion, he'd claim he'd taken almost enough classes for a major in his one semester at Jr College. I'm pretty sure i've taken more science courses than he has and I have a BA degree

 

[guest]

Are we sure he even graduated high school?

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Science is just a fancy word for “the devil’s tricks”

Next time you wanna open a text book, open up the Bible and listen with your heart

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Are we sure he even graduated high school?

We're not. He isn't picture but is instead listed in his senior yearbook. I can guarantee he didn't take physics in high school and perhaps not even chemistry. He certainly didn't take, or at least complete, either at the college level.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Ant and I had Chemistree

 

[guest]

Science is just a fancy word for “the devil’s tricks”

Next time you wanna open a text book, open up the Bible and listen with your heart

 

[HotDogJoe]

He's such a pretentious fat fuck. Reminder that not only does this retard not hold a degree or have any experience in any field of science; he dropped out of college in his first year.

Just pipe down, you fat daughter abandoning nothing.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I barely passed science and I am happy to admit that. I have no idea what he’s saying but I’m sure he’s wrong. Pig can’t even copy/paste right

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Literally every Pat tweet

 

[SFWA liaison]

give Patrick a break, he's not very experience with the circle of life since he immediately abandoned his daughter upon birth because he preferred day-drinking at bars

 

[Jenna]

Can we really get into the specifics of what he's saying?

Normal, prescribed chemical reactions are indistinguishable from (what us idiots call) life. So for example, wind is alive. Clouds, rain, snow, oceans, tidal currents - all alive according to Patrick. That raindrop was up in the sky, now it is down on the ground, therefore it is alive.

 

[guest]

We're not. He isn't picture but is instead listed in his senior yearbook. I can guarantee he didn't take physics in high school and perhaps not even chemistry. He certainly didn't take, or at least complete, either at the college level.

I'm willing to bet his short stay at Waukesha TC ended the day he took a creative writing class and his first assignment got a D. He dropped out in a huff and said something like he wasn't willing to be taught and judged by lesser minds.