Pat just received his semi-annual royalty check

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Gay Faggot.]

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Weird. He’s told the cyberstalkers that the majority of his sales are physical copies, so the online sales are inaccurate and therefore we’re wrong as always. Hope no one brings that up.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

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Nice making 25% off a 99cent ebook sale, stupid.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He'll take Stinky out for a fucking butter burger, or whatever fat Midwestern filth they serve at Hooligan's, and half a dozen beers and blow the whole check.

Fucking "Stinky" got my ribs for some reason.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Even if he was selling a lot of books and even if he was making a lot of money, it’s such a low class ghetto move to brag about it. What a fat dickhead.

I mean obviously he’s not selling anything and would have made 10x as much working at target the last 5 years, but still.

I think a brotherman called him "pigger rich" once.

(Wait... that might have been me. Ah, we've all gone back to the well once or twice.)

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

He says "my little debut trilogy" like it really put him on the map and his career has only gone from strength to strength since then.

Didn't they even tell him to stop and do something else before he even finished the "trilogy" because they weren't happy with it? And isn't that his biggest success to date?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Successful authors don’t brag about their royalty checks.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I can't find any books by Patrick S. Tomilson on Amazon, but looking at similar authors I'd say his books go for maybe $7 new.

You can't find his books on Amazon? Did you try using the search function? His name is Tomlinson, not "Tomilson". Here's the prices for brand new copies:

The Ark: $14.99



Trident's Forge: $7.99



Children of the Divide: $7.99

 

[NoBacon]

He says "my little debut trilogy" like it really put him on the map and his career has only gone from strength to strength since then.

Didn't they even tell him to stop and do something else before he even finished the "trilogy" because they weren't happy with it? And isn't that his biggest success to date?

someone on kiwifarms read his 5 first books to review in depth, it’s all in the thread somewhere

he basically said the first book isn’t that bad, it’s mediocre but readable and something he read al the way through without forcing himself to. After reading the rest, which he said are terrible - He believes his first book isn’t that bad because he spent years writing it and had competent editors working on it. Basically he had the tor publishing auto tune working on his shitty vocals and he put out a generic pop song.

His other books where they didn’t support him anymore because he was a dud, are all total shit.

 

[Harry Powell]

I really hope we get to see all his finances in some debtor examination. I think I make more in a month than his entire writing career.

 

[NoBacon]

I really hope we get to see all his finances in some debtor examination. I think I make more in a month than his entire writing career.

I’m 90% sure chad Jerry Jen can force him to reveal everything in a deposition. Everything including his humiliating $54 royalty statements.

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

Successful authors don’t brag about their royalty checks.

Most fucking rappers don’t brag as much as him. And even they have the sense to not argue with people on the internet saying they’re showering prop $100s on a rented lambo in music videos.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I sold 3 records yesterday and made more than Pig will see in a year.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

someone on kiwifarms read his 5 first books to review in depth, it’s all in the thread somewhere

he basically said the first book isn’t that bad, it’s mediocre but readable and something he read al the way through without forcing himself to. After reading the rest, which he said are terrible - He believes his first book isn’t that bad because he spent years writing it and had competent editors working on it. Basically he had the tor publishing auto tune working on his shitty vocals and he put out a generic pop song.

His other books where they didn’t support him anymore because he was a dud, are all total shit.

I hope they factored in his descent into alcoholism and twitter addiction. Weight gain too obviously.

 

[Heyfellas]

Patrick makes 500 dollars every 6 months and feels the need to brag about it

 

[SFWA liaison]

He also talks about the print/ebook ratio changing "because of lockdowns" nigga it's because they aren't bothering to print your gay book and got to pulping the excess stock

and of course "I worry about bookstores" lmao sure you care, fatso who doesn't ever read

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[FurBurger]

His name is Tomlinson, not "Tomilson". Here's the prices for brand new copies:

Are you sure? Because I was reading one of his court transcripts the other day, and I'm sure it was repeatedly spelt "Tomilson".

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Most fucking rappers don’t brag as much as him. And even they have the sense to not argue with people on the internet saying they’re showering prop $100s on a rented lambo in music videos.

Renting a lambo is easy. Try owning and maintaining a 2006 mustang V6. The man clearly has hundreds of dollars.

 

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