Pat just got called out for stealing a joke again

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Not even a good joke:

"Okay", you can tell he's seething.

 

[guest]

Liquor store clerk: I'm going to need to see some age verification.

Fatrick: I've already shown this to you. You're just incredibly stupid.

Liquor store clerk: ?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

He's going in for a second attempt

What an unfunny cunt he is

 

[guest]

I'm gonna need some age verification.

Pat: Hairline, gray hair, jowls, chins.

Enjoy your liquor pig.

 

[fusciasomething]

Pat looks like a dog fucker. I’m not even sure what I mean by that but if someone said “that guy fucks dogs” while pointing to Pat I would not question them

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Liquor store clerk: Did you abandon your infant daughter

Pat: yeah, i signed away parental rights because I'm a bad person

Liquor store clerk: Leave my establishment immediately, i will not be serving you

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He's going in for a second attempt

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What an unfunny cunt he is

ICQ didn't have handles, stupid, it had numbers

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Liquor store clerk: I’m going to need to see some age verification

Rick: young enough to be ground into pepperoni. Now hand me the Hennessy Ja and Ty are at the hovel and they can’t gangbang my ugly wife without it. Don’t forget the alize. I’m mixing incredible hulks while they fuck her cunt and mouth

Btw that joke is soo fucking bad because no one says age verification, they say ID. But that would ruin the shitty punchline

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Rick sure does parallel write (brazenly plagiarize) a lot.

 

[guest]

"Okay"

Passive aggressive faggot.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Liquor store clerk - I am going to need to see some age verification.

Patrick- Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-no, you've got peanut butter in your mouth, child. You don't get to ask me questions because this is not a conversation.

Liquor store clerk - uh... OK. Enjoy your evening.

Patrick - Anyway, I'm really going to enjoy seeing what happens to you neeeeeeckst...

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Rick sure does parallel write (brazenly plagiarize) a lot.

He can't help trying to one up someone else's joke because he's still convinced he's a professional comedian and therefore funnier

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Dead to rights

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He's like those niggers that get caught stealing bait cars, but they dindu nuffin when the cuffs go on.

 

[FurBurger]

I hope one day this place succeeds in teaching him basic manners and courtesy.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Stealing and sloppily rewording a tweet is classic Pat.

 

[wbgreen]

Haha 90s kids are in our 30s. Haha who would have expected that?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Nice fill-in-the-blank joke, Patrick.

Mad Lbs.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

"Okay"

Passive aggressive faggot.

That’s his standard response when he gets caught stealing a line. Fat too.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He's going in for a second attempt

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What an unfunny cunt he is

You can tell that’s a Rick Original since it’s worse than the original and he always tacks a completely unnecessary and cringe-inducing reaction line on the end.