Pat is really squealing

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Stent]

Someone also wrote DICK in the dust on his car. The FBI have their best team on it.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

By the way, whoever owns that Fatrick Ass Slobinson account, since he's responding to you - tweet these at his supporters.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Both a lie and libel"

Doesn't libel involve false statements by definition?

Drunken idiot

 

[Snake]

 

[guest]

He is such a last word at all costs homosexual queer.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

arson

maybe they misheard 'asshole at the address'... I've got an accent

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He has to be drunk about this time

 

[Midian9876]

Lol ‘fans’

Nigga ‘In the Black’ sold like a few hundred copies. HAHAHA

 

[guest]

He is such a last word at all costs homosexual queer.

Fat, too.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Here it is

 

[BudDickman]

"Both a lie and libel"

Doesn't libel involve false statements by definition?

Drunken idiot

You must have not read the chapter in Elements of Style by Strunk and White where they talk about how you should talk about how you should make redundant statements in order to add emphasis to what you're saying.

 

[guest]

Wait, false report of arson? Was that related to Hooligans?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

You must have not read the chapter in Elements of Style by Strunk and White where they talk about how you should talk about how you should make redundant statements in order to add emphasis to what you're saying.

He's never even cracked it open - "Omit Needless Words" is literally page 1

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Lol ‘fans’

Nigga ‘In the Black’ sold like a few hundred copies. HAHAHA

Couple hundred at that, an embarrassment by any account

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Here it is

"You did noT read the reporT correcTly, child."

"Yes I did, I'm looking right at it."

"No, child, you did noT read iT."

"Okay, then what did I get wrong?"

"I already told you, child. You didn'T lisTen."

"Which part was wrong, specifically?"

"You're doing thaT thing with your mouth again, child. You read iT wrong."

"How so?"

"Ssshhhhh... sssshhhh, child. I already told you."

Master of debate and pundit Patrick S. Tomlinson.

 

[bovinebrain]

Wait, false report of arson? Was that related to Hooligans?

Some guy jokingly tweeted to the Milwaukee PD about investigating Pat because of the rumors, and he called it “filing a false police report.” Twitter is his life, it’s no wonder he thinks a joke tweet amounts to an official police report.

edit found the tweet

 

[Hudson]

What a way to spend New Year's Eve.

I'm guessing that poor Niki is on the fart couch Googling flatulance porn while Lumpy argues with Twitter trolls.

Thanks, Pat. Never change.

...and Happy Doo Year! (It's an O & A reference, Fatrick)

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Lol ‘fans’

Also: lol colleagues.