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Pat is really squealing

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

My name's Henry. And you're here with me now
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AntsBatteryCharge

&$;;-:
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Here it is
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"You did noT read the reporT correcTly, child."

"Yes I did, I'm looking right at it."

"No, child, you did noT read iT."

"Okay, then what did I get wrong?"

"I already told you, child. You didn'T lisTen."

"Which part was wrong, specifically?"

"You're doing thaT thing with your mouth again, child. You read iT wrong."

"How so?"

"Ssshhhhh... sssshhhh, child. I already told you."

Master of debate and pundit Patrick S. Tomlinson.
 

bovinebrain

MIND CONTROL!!!
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Wait, false report of arson? Was that related to Hooligans?
Some guy jokingly tweeted to the Milwaukee PD about investigating Pat because of the rumors, and he called it “filing a false police report.” Twitter is his life, it’s no wonder he thinks a joke tweet amounts to an official police report.

edit found the tweet
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