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Brooke Shields

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What's he even talking about? Neither of them were charged and people obviously reacted to the Will Smith slap more because of the setting and how unexpected it was.

He's going for some poor POC wamen need protecting angle here, isn't he? It's just so retarded it's impossible to see how it's relevant at all in this example.

Fat exhausting bag of shit.
Tyson vs other (black vs white) WIN TYSON
Smith vs Rock (black vs black) TIE
OVERTIME
Smith/Jada vs Rock (black female victim vs black male victim) WIN SMITH/JADA

I put 1.7% effort into thinking of this
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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Mike Tyson - harassed in his personal life on a plane to the point that he fought back, received no charges

Will Smith - voluntarily attended a public event where celebrities are routinely mocked by comedians, takes issue with his wife being mocked by a comedian and attacks a comedian, becoming the first person in the like 80 year history to do so, still received no charges

Pat - JuSt GoiNG To nOTE hoW diFFErenLtY PeoPLe TrEATed ThIS anD ThE WiLl SmITh SlaP

His 1.7 GPA is actually too high if you ask me.
 

Will Tate

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Pat filed a restraining order against a guy who came to "his" bar when he wasn't even there but Tyson should sit there on a plane and let some random fuckwit get in his face. Wonder if someone went to Hooligan's and pulled the same shit on Pat, how would he feel then?
 
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He feels like this because it hits a little too close to home for him. Iron Mike masculinely fucked up a guy who was harassing him while Pat talks a good game but hid like a baby in his house when BDA made the trek to Hoolies. Meanwhile, the Will Smith slap was such a beta move by a cucked man. Jada cucked Will almost as much as PCJ cucked Pat so Pat can relate to him more.
 

TorqueWheeler

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What the fuck point is he trying to make? Fat fucking retard. I hate him.
Pat’s point is conservative and centrist talking heads were angry with Will so, like everything else, the particularly brain-dead type of liberals started supporting him as if he had every right in the world to slap someone and then sit back down and enjoy the rest of the show. I’ve seen and heard this opinion repeated several times now.

I imagine there were people at sites like the AV Club combing through everything Chris Rock has ever said to try and paint him as a Nazi.
 

Prince Bvstin

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One was two men in tuxedo's at a prestigious award ceremony over a joke. The other was a boxer reacting to someone harassing and throwing things at him to get his attention. I don't see the similarity at all aside from them both happening in the same space of time
 

TorqueWheeler

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If I’m not mistaken Chris Rock has made jokes about her and will over the years. Rick probably watched some gay shit someone compiled on twitter and went for whatever opinion he thought would make him on the “popular” side. So pretty much what he always does. Besides read here, get drunk, shit himself, and text death threats to trolls.
Rock was reportedly trying to date Jada way back in the day and she broke his heart. Some rumor was spread that Chris is now viciously targeting her because of it. Pat is running with that because he’s a fucking moron who doesn’t understand how comedians think despite claiming to be one.
 
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