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Mormons aren't allowed to drink coffee much less alcohol.Is that Utah that's solid white? but why? because of Mormons?
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Mormons aren't allowed to drink coffee much less alcohol.Is that Utah that's solid white? but why? because of Mormons?
But they can drink caffeine, as long as it's not a hot caffeinated drink like coffee or tea. They can drink caffeinated soda and energy drinks.Mormons aren't allowed to drink coffee much less alcohol.
Mormons aren't allowed to drink coffee much less alcohol.
No they're everywhere but they're really prevalent in Missouri and Arizona but Utah is their fucking STATE for real.Yeah i know Mormons are really strict with that shit, and i knew Utah was the hub of Mormonism in the U.S but i never thought it would be that widespread, i always just thought it was little enclaves of them spread about.
No they're everywhere but they're really prevalent in Missouri and Arizona but Utah is their fucking STATE for real.
Super nice. Extremely family oriented. I was sleeping with a Mormon widow for about a year and a half before she came to her senses and broke it off with me. They are fucking spectacular in bed, probably because they're so pent up and proper the rest of the time.Trippy shit, they seem harmless enough though. Bit weird but harmless.
I'm surprised your account made it long enough to say nigger more than once.It would be if Twitter let you access your messages in a suspended account. Unfortunately the only thing I have are screenshots of the profile and of Anthony following me.
I was playing the long con and I was going to trade nudes with him and then post them here, but my account got suspended for using the word nigger a few times.
Super nice. Extremely family oriented. I was sleeping with a Mormon widow for about a year and a half before she came to her senses and broke it off with me. They are fucking spectacular in bed, probably because they're so pent up and proper the rest of the time.
Me tooI'm surprised your account made it long enough to say nigger more than once.
Well that's the FLDS, they are an offshoot of the regular Mormon church (the LDS) all of the crazy 14 year old bride, living on a compound, pedophilia Anthony Cumia's dream is all FLDS members. There aren't very many of them. The mainstream Mormons number in the tens of millions worldwide I believe and they're a lot more normal than people think.Isn't there a lot of abuse in the Mormon church? that could explain her unbridled lust in bed. Then again, all those reports/accusations were from the media that loves to attack the Catholic church among other religious groups for that shit, apart from Judaism for some reason. So it could all just be hearsay and bullshit.
Well that's the FLDS, they are an offshoot of the regular Mormon church (the LDS) all of the crazy 14 year old bride, living on a compound, pedophilia Anthony Cumia's dream is all FLDS members. There aren't very many of them. The mainstream Mormons number in the tens of millions worldwide I believe and they're a lot more normal than people think.
No holiday having mfers.Ah, i see. I have read about those guys before i think. It's alien to me for the most part though, Mormonism isn't really a thing here at all. I think the weirdest guys we have are Jehovah's Witnesses and even then they are a tiny minority.
If these cocksuckers want to play loophole so much, can they have iced coffee? I know they do that weird motionless technically-not-fuckingBut they can drink caffeine, as long as it's not a hot caffeinated drink like coffee or tea. They can drink caffeinated soda and energy drinks.
Nope. No iced coffee or iced tea. I think originally it was because people thought in the 19th century that caffeine was way more addictve than it actually is, but since it says so I'm the Mormon rule book (and I guess they don't want to contradict that) they can't have coffee or tea in any form.If these cocksuckers want to play loophole so much, can they have iced coffee? I know they do that weird motionless technically-not-fucking
Link to screenshots pleaseAs far as a few months ago when I was catfishing him on Twitter, YES. He would slide into my DMs and yell at me about how I was some troll on Reddit, and then the next afternoon he would DM me with a bunch of "I'm sorry baby girl I was drunk last night" it was funny as FUCK.
Im sorry I can't get into the messages. I only have a shot of the fake profile and proof that Nana followed me.Link to screenshots please
I'm I the only one who didn't know this? I know I'd only get one comment in before he kicked me, but I'd try to make it a gud'nHe gets drunk and twitch streams call of duty.
[SIZE=26px]F E E DI'm I the only one who didn't know this? I know I'd only get one comment in before he kicked me, but I'd try to make it a gud'n
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