Pat had an action packed Saturday

[Grindset Alpha King]

It's a delight, child.

He talks like a wealthy Napa boomer woman but is a brain-damaged rube from some flyover shithole. Such a funny character he is.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Hun, I know I'm the man here and easily a hundred more pounds than you, and I brag about going to the gym 3-4 times a week, but can you push these out to the car so I can take a pic for Twitter?

 

[Matt from Tinder]

I bet I've literally never referred to anything as "lovely" or "a delight" in my entire life.

My brother is one of those retards who talks with an accent when he visits a foreign country. When I went to England with him, everything was "lovely". I wanted to strangle him.

 

[JebJoh]

My brother is one of those retards who talks with an accent when he visits a foreign country. When I went to England with him, everything was "lovely". I wanted to strangle him.

That’s brilliant, mate

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My brother is one of those retards who talks with an accent when he visits a foreign country. When I went to England with him, everything was "lovely". I wanted to strangle him.

One of my best friends lived in the UK for a year or two right after highschool and he didn't exactly speak with the accent, but he adopted the cadence of a British guy and used a lot of British slang. I always thought he'd end up back there because he loved it and had the time of his life there, but now he's married to an obvious rugby lesbian who hates everyone including him and he's a bigger lush than I am. Last time I saw him we went to a Jays game and before anyone even realized he'd had a beer, he had a pile of 9 cans at his feet. Like very early in the game. Then he drove home. He hates his life.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I hate Patrick's really long big toe.
I hate that he constantly forces his ladies thong flip flops and exposed feet to the public.

His toes are like a quarter of the length of his foot. It's bizarre.

 

[N64 Cube]

“Delight”
“Sweetie”
“Lovely”

Also has said prezzies in the past

What’s the deal with him using fag–ish words?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

His toes are like a quarter of the length of his foot. It's bizarre.

I have freaky long toes like that too. My feet look like monkey feet-hands. They gross me out so the closest I get to sandals is Crocs.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

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I'd enjoy beating him off. In minecraft or whatever.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

"a lovely little steak"

Does he always have to talk like such a fag?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The only time I've heard someone use "delight" without irony was when an old cunt came out of a movie theater refering to some flick she'd just seen about old cunts. It's a word for old cunts.

 

[Meade Skelton]

They're at the Home Depot so that little cart of plants set them back about 300 smackers. How many airbnb nights is it gonna take to cover that bill?

 

[chiquita banana]

His toes are like a quarter of the length of his foot. It's bizarre.

Edit: @johnnynoname, Yes, someone knows about a comic book thing, ON THIS SITE

 

[MonsterSteve]

There’s nothing like posting pictures of your meal to show everyone how much fun you’re having!!

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Trim your beans, you fat rube nigger.

 

[CompoundBasement]

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Trim your beans, you fat rube nigger.

That's another shitty restaurant. Look at the cheap, ripped butcher paper they use as a tablecloth to serve this disgusting looking food to fat rubes.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

My brother is one of those retards who talks with an accent when he visits a foreign country. When I went to England with him, everything was "lovely". I wanted to strangle him.

Sounds like a real wanker

 

[iBangedQuasi]

“Delight”
“Sweetie”
“Lovely”

Also has said prezzies in the past

What’s the deal with him using fag–ish words?

 

[Lard Glug]

They're at the Home Depot so that little cart of plants set them back about 300 smackers. How many airbnb nights is it gonna take to cover that bill?

Three.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Why does he always need to sound like a POOFTER