Pat goes to conventions to socialize with weirdos

[FurBurger]

Some of these conventions arent even really his demographic. Tabletop gamers arent there to buy a book. They are there to buy and play games . Penguicon was another that he was doomed in selling anything. I personally think he went there in hopes to hiring some hacker or get tips on how to deal with getting smoked on the internet everyday.

No, child; he doesn't need any tips in crushing Nazi trolls.

I think bankruptcy's looming, and he wants to get as many trips in as he can. The holidays to Vegas he can't justify in court, but he might be able to get away with claiming cons as work-related.

He better pray he gets some book sales, too; as Jerry Jen strikes me as the kind of man who'll call him on his bullshit if he attends two cons for zero sales.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Hell yeah, having herpes is dope

 

[guest]

But yeah 2015 and 2016 Pat probably had more friends to invite him places, and didn't have any dark mysterious rumors circulating about him.

He also weighed about 50-60 lbs less. If those fat, rainbow haired freaks think he's moderately attractive now then he was practically Fabio back then.

 

[guest]

As a shut-in freak I resent being associated with mask wearers.

 

[NoBacon]

It’s always the fat slobs that smoke that demand everyone wear masks for their health while they are the ones that made themselves so unhealthy.

People I work with kept calling me “selfish” for not getting the vaccine, and how it “puts them at risk”

Even though, it doesn’t stop you spreading it, and doesn’t infer immunity and that I’ve already had covid and have natural immunity which is better. The only thing putting you at risk is your life time of eating microwave meals, corn syrup, obesity and never working out.

I go to the gym every day, and have discipline with what I eat, yet some fat weak slob feels they can sermonise about health to me because they got injected with a bunch of toxins 5 times a year. It’s truly insane. Really makes me angry every time I think about it lol