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Pat getting dead named is a funny bit

John Wayne Gacy

Patrick's real father
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Calling him the wrong name genuinely pisses him off. A girl's name will have him crying pissy tears of rage. He's like a 4 year old.
Picking on dorks like him was the bee's knees in elementary school. There was this kid I used to ride the bus with, three or four years younger than me. His name was Jonathan and he acted like the biggest tough guy, but if you ever dared to call him "Johnny" he would fly into a blubbering pussy rage and kick the seats and wail, "That's not my name! That's not my name!" He also looked like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, so me and my buddy Ross would sing the theme song every time he was nearby. Those were the days.
 
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