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Pat did a very funny joke
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Nobody has ever offered Pat drugs
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This is very telling of the person Pat was in high school and beyond. He’s proudly claimed to have never done drugs which makes sense because Pat was the kid in school that told on everyone which explains his lack of friends. As he became an adult nobody still wanted to offer Pat drugs because nothing kills a high like a fat pig. Funny he calls himself a “creative” yet creatives at least have tried marijuana to find inspiration. His hero Carlin used to write his act then get high to see if it still worked (like he was seeing it from a different perspective) but creative Pat thinks the secret to great work is writing while getting shit face drunk.
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One of the many things I love about Pat’s standup is how long and redundant his punchlines are.
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Can you imagine how unbearable it’d be to have this guy around you while you’re getting high.
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I’ve been doing crosswords for years and for you to ace the Sunday NYT… very impressed. Possibly the most impressive thing you’ve ever posted, including your 0% body fat marathoner physique and business sale.
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Rick would be the biggest insufferable cocksucker on coke. Thank God he'll never be cool enough to get any.
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He hurt his knee by putting too much weight on it from *checks notes* walking.
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What does that have to do with 1982?
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Youre so hip now, fat cunt. The cosplay dorks are gonna think youre some kinda crazy Belushi frat guy. Toga, Toga, Pats done drugs.
The only thing you've had up your nostrils are anothers mans anal pubes.
Please Budd Dwyer yourself.
The only thing you've had up your nostrils are anothers mans anal pubes.
Please Budd Dwyer yourself.
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And the fat retard thinks this is a success too.He tweeted this in response to pretending to solve wordle again. Insane, unfunny pig.
No, you man-boobed rube, you just guessed and got lucky.
Attempting a 2nd guess using 2 letters you already know the exact position of is silly unless you're confident you know the final word and want to shoot your shot - otherwise you're squandering 2 chances at obtaining valuable additional information.
God he's so fucking stupid and fat
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If I’m reading his post correctly, he’s implying he was fat back then too.
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I thought “Velvet Ropes” was a descriptor for the loads shot into Nikkis stankbox by Devonte, Leroy, Jamal, and Malik.
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Fawk yeah! Wordle yumah!
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The 1st half has the hint of a switcheroo premise, but like everything he does it's worded terribly. He stinks on ice.
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He didn't get lucky, various pests have been sending him the upcoming words buried in their texts to him.
He'll get a text listing all the ways he's a failure, with the word RHINO (or whatever) stuck in the middle.
Muffin
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A gacked out pig is the only thing that would be more insufferable than regular pig.Can you imagine how unbearable it’d be to have this guy around you while you’re getting high.
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thank you! I usually get up, run, shower/terlet/Patpost, then hit the NYT Puzzle app and take on the Spelling Bee/Mini/Crossword. I’m also in Learned League so on days when there’s trivia that comes next. The balance of the day is mine for whatever inane crap I come up with to keep busy. Nerdy? Yes. Pathetic? Also yes.
Like most autists I do well with a routine.
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I'm quite embarrassed by this. This is noT how I normally spell.