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Get it?! He did coke in 1982, when he was like 1 year old, cuz "lines" is a drug reference, so funny!
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Pat did a very funny joke
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Get it?! He did coke in 1982, when he was like 1 year old, cuz "lines" is a drug reference, so funny!
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i wonder why he quit doing standup with wit like that
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I think it’s a “getting older” joke? It’s just so god damn fat. Terrible set up, no one just says “I did two lines”, the punchline is basically half the joke being he’s too old and lame to do coke. So it’s a drug, age, and semi-self deprecating joke. In about 4 sentences if you excuse his retarded attempts at drama and effect.
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“Velvet rope nightclub”
What a boomer! Nobody calls a nightclub a “Velvet Rope” nightclub.
What a boomer! Nobody calls a nightclub a “Velvet Rope” nightclub.
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Velvet Rope Nightclub is Nikki's term for when Pat tries pushing his limp purple dick inside of her.
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He should have just said Studio 54 or Club Fag-- but he's never been invited to a legit party, so he's like Steve Carrell in the 40 year old virgin when he tries to describe a pair of tits-- fawkin awkward.
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Nice bootcut jeans, stupid. No-dick-having motherfucker.
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Ran out of George Carlin bits to do.
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Word has it that Pat approached Tor to publish his HQ Trivia jokebook.
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he's like Steve Rubell except less popular and more obviously gay
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He tweeted this in response to pretending to solve wordle again. Insane, unfunny pig.
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Be a shame if a rascal tweeted him already having the answersHe tweeted this in response to pretending to solve wordle again. Insane, unfunny pig.
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Hey pig, cute little guessing game you’re bragging about.He tweeted this in response to pretending to solve wordle again. Insane, unfunny pig.
Solve the Sunday NYT Crossword with an average under 20 minutes and get back to me
Your ol’ pal and competitive cruciverbalist,
Carol
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You really are just an apex predator when it comes to competition
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Very autistic, very competitive, very good fact recall, and did I mention I’m competitive?
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I dont get it
