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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Pat confirms his drunken head is full of retard thoughts
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How did a guy who has material as good as this fail to be a successful standup comedian?
Wow what a zany guy
His quips remind me of a 5 year old playing with their toys. Its like a joke that you would see on Sesame Street. They lack anything remotely funny but pat thinks its hilarious. His brain works how a drunk 12 year old would think.
He should share the fate of the dodo.
Dumb, fat white gentiles doing the tortured intellectual bit is my favorite affectation of all time. I think that's why I've warmed to Pat-posting so much.
I prefer it to the "aloof artist Jew" and the "Disenfranchised Dr. Nog" by a mile.
There's something about the clunky way that they communicate which is universal for the phenotype. It warms the heart. Taking little nuggets of what they think a smart guy sounds like and then mashing it all together like a big dumb ziti.
They have to be fat too or it's not nearly as funny.
Patrick eating some (locally-cooked!) tamales, rubbing one of his chins, "to be? or not to be...? [burp]".
I prefer it to the "aloof artist Jew" and the "Disenfranchised Dr. Nog" by a mile.
There's something about the clunky way that they communicate which is universal for the phenotype. It warms the heart. Taking little nuggets of what they think a smart guy sounds like and then mashing it all together like a big dumb ziti.
They have to be fat too or it's not nearly as funny.
Patrick eating some (locally-cooked!) tamales, rubbing one of his chins, "to be? or not to be...? [burp]".
Well put, brothaman.
While I'm not sure if terror birds were ever on the Galapagos's, fat and retarded Pat never fails to swerve out of the stupid lane to show his complete ignorance of literally everything.
Well I suppose when you have no thoughts of your own daughter, any adult responsibilities or a job to worry about then you will fill your head with absolutely heeeelarious random shit like this.
Eaten alive by feral cats?
Sounds a bit harsh but I don't disagree.
Open mics are only for new material? That’s not even close to true if you’re an actual established comedian.
The fact that he ever thought he was in a position to give advice to comics of any level is incredible. His arrogance and narcissism is off the fucking charts. I'd wager he never made more than $1000 total from his stand up "career". In fact it was likely $0.
I open mic night under the name "Rick Tomlinson" sometimes
He’s so upsetting…
"That's right. Galapagoose. Welcome to my twisted reality, folks."
Giant Prehistoric Terrible Birds would just roll off the tongue of someone who has trouble saying his own name in court.