Pat claims he has a 34 inch waist, yes really.

[Guyincognito]

i was disappointed more people didn't body shame me after my podcast appearance. i need it to fuel my eating disorder.

I’m an ass man, not a belly button man, so I’d need to see that to properly abuse you

 

[NoBacon]

When he does his fruity “I’m a little tea pot, child” pose it really shows how out of proportion he is.

Incredible description. It’s so accurate, and he does it so often he obviously thinks it’s a flattering angle, like fat women who have an Instagram full of essentially the same selfie.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

i was disappointed more people didn't body shame me after my podcast appearance. i need it to fuel my eating disorder.

I hear ya, there’s a lot going on right now with the penguin con, restraining order, SFWA v Quasi, the podcasts, etc so give it time and you’ll get the support you’re looking for.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

It's vanity sizes. I bought a pair of jeans recently and when trying on the 34 I normally wear, I ended up getting a 30. No offense aids patients.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Incredible description. It’s so accurate, and he does it so often he obviously thinks it’s a flattering angle, like fat women who have an Instagram full of essentially the same selfie.

It’s exactly what he’s doing, even skinny women all do the one arm on the hip pose to look skinnier. It’s a running joke that young women MUST do that if a picture is being taken. He’s doing it to look thin but all it does is show how tiny his arms are and big his stomach is.

 

[guest]

Even going by his own dubious claims about his weight

he's still OBESE as per the CDC, Fauci, consensus of experts, and every other kiked institution he relied on for covid and troonerism


fat in every medical sense of the word

please don't ever remind him of this, it's a sore spot for this sissy

Oh but sweetie we already knew that BMI wasn’t real, child.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

hey pat is fat and all but when you guys come in here and talk about your own and other mens body sizes well it feels a little gay

"Your continued obsession with my body is very telling, child."

 

[guest]

Incredible description. It’s so accurate, and he does it so often he obviously thinks it’s a flattering angle, like fat women who have an Instagram full of essentially the same selfie.

I don't think he thinks he looks thin, but I do think he thinks he looks like a big barrel chested bricklayer type. The type of guy that can lift a car off the ground, with 9 inch wrists, massive forearms, big tris, but instead he looks like an overweight lesbian at a pro choice rally defying cops.

 

[Guyincognito]

I don't think he thinks he looks thin, but I do think he thinks he looks like a big barrel chested bricklayer type. The type of guy that can lift a car off the ground, with 9 inch wrists, massive forearms, big tris, but instead he looks like an overweight lesbian at a pro choice rally defying cops.

So like this guy:

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Even his blown out asshole is bigger than 34 inches. It took Andy Dufresne 3 solid days to crawl out of that mess.

 

[Harry Powell]

i was disappointed more people didn't body shame me after my podcast appearance. i need it to fuel my eating disorder.

Nah dude I was ready to hate but you looked great. Need to see them titties again to be sure though.

 

[Mikekeke]

For a Conservative who advocates for every lefty position for good boy points you think he would be more for all of that fat positivity/acceptance bullshit. I guess his performative wokeness ends where his eldritch ego begins.

 

[guest]

For a Conservative who advocates for every lefty position for good boy points you think he would be more for all of that fat positivity/acceptance bullshit. I guess his performative wokeness ends where his eldritch ego begins.

Just like his chin ends where his chest begins.

 

[BudDickman]

Check out the fat on his hand.

 

[Clint Ruin]

hey pat is fat and all but when you guys come in here and talk about your own and other mens body sizes well it feels a little gay

You don't have to insinuate that this place is a little fruity based on these little hints that you've been picking up on, there's hourly pictures of hard cocks posted here. There is no mystery to solve.

 

[guest]

Honestly he could be a 34. I'm 6'1, 230 and wear 34 jeans. Though I'm one of those people that weighs a lot more then I appear to.

He looks like a 36.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Muffin top nigger probably does wear a 34" waist jeans but your waist line is measured across your belly button. He's every bit of 46". Fat fucking cunt.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Check out the fat on his hand.

Zoom in on his teeth. Jesus christ what a mess. It looks like he tried crest whitening strips but even they couldn't dent the years of plaque buildup. He looks like someone who has smoked their whole life.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Oh but sweetie we already knew that BMI wasn’t real, child.

BMI

Bulbous Milwaukee Idiot

 

[Easily_Remembered]