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Pat Breaks Down Ukraine V. Russia in layman's terms

MonsterSteve

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Don't forget, a Jap pilot apologized directly to him at Pearl Harbor.
Still one of his funniest lies to date. Let's humor him for a second and say there was a Japanese pilot who was sorry and crying at the Pearl Harbor monument. Why wouldn't he be crying to another WW2 soldier instead of a middle-aged FAT MAN with zero war experience?

I can't believe he thinks this shit works on anyone.
 

Easily_Remembered

It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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Why wouldn't he be crying to another WW2 soldier instead of a middle-aged FAT MAN with zero war experience?
Because Pat, all fat and lumpy and squeezed into a superhero shirt two sizes too small, slurping on a 44oz soda probably encapsulated America to Jappy McJapperson.

So is he saying that Ukraine is Gondor? I saw the movies (like Pat) and read the books (unlike Pat), and I don't remember any scenes of Gondor not allowing volunteers to leave and then pushing them back onto the front lines. I also don't recall Gondor being renowned for political corruption, human trafficking and child trafficking (Instagram is rife with "little girl" Ukrainian accounts), and being populated by neo-Nazis.
 

Brooke Shields

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I guess 5 years is a long enough time to not realize he's stealing a meme mocking econimic migrant refugees

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The funniest thing to me is that Pearl Harbor was a totally justified attack on a military target. There is really nothing to apologize for. They didn't give warning, what is this a fairy tale? Sneak attacks are the bread and butter of successful armies and the Japanese had been cut off from vital supplies by the US, not only for the war effort but to keep the people fed. Obviously Japs got their shit pushed in atomically, but this was their best shot
 

CuckQueen

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Keep that Jap propaganda on the wireless where it belongs, Tokyo Rose.

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I've masturbated to that video. They walk in on her in the bathroom, expose her huge feet, she loses her wig, and at the end her dentures. Classic female humiliation for the war effort, nothing is more patriotic.

Also a great gag where Mussolini sends Hitler a "Wish you were here" postcard from behind a barbwired fence labeled "Concentration Camp".
 
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