Parent HATE thread

[DiarrheaDick]

...and having to literally schedule when you’re going to fuck. Unless babies crying doesn’t make you lose a hard on.

Is it considered a threesome if you're fucking your chick and using your foot to rock the cradle at the same time?

 

[alkiefuck2]

Stop being a faggot and have some kids

can't do the former, but the latter sounds good, where can i get em?

 

[CuntFucker]

and what are your children called? "budweiser" and "cigarette"? lose some weight and get a job, bucko

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

It's a tough one man.... Fulfill the meaning of life by procreating yet damning your children to a world run by the synagogue of satan, or go on living childless only being able to numb your growing sense of a nihilistic pointless life with drugs/alcohol before you either kill yourself or pussy out like a Tomlinson and burry that shit so deep down that not even a group of 1000 trolls speaking truth to you can awaken you from your faggotry.

actually when put like that I'd rather have damned kids.

Now that you put it like that... I'd rather have TEN zombie dads in my vicinity than even have to look at one Tomlinson every day
I actually intended to shitpost because there seem to be so many parents here, but almost none of them took the bait. Good for them.

Thread is gay and should obviously be closed now that @CuntFucker started posting here.

 

[UnPRePared]

Reading a thread full of opinions from people without kids is like listening to a conversation about tipping from Europeans. You have no reference point so discussing it is pointless. The faggotry in your own life that you cover up with by playing video games or going out drinking for the fifth time this week doesn’t make up for not having kids and accomplishing the only thing you were born to do.

Stop being a faggot and have some kids. There will never be the “right” time. You will never have enough money. Just do it you queers, especially if you’re white. The heebs and coons that read this can disregard my advice.

.... No comment.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

.... No comment.

SNIFF

 

[bumbum8]

People think kids are insanely expensive, but that's only if you're buying them useless hunks of plastic, tablets, phones, expensive clothes and bullshit overly processed foods.
Breastfeeding only costs to feed and water the woman. Cloth diapers are just an extra load or two of laundry. I never know why people buy all new clothes for a kid who won't fit it after two months. Time is a huge investment, but time is gonna pass anyway.

After they can put on their own seatbelt and go to the bathroom by themselves you're really just monitoring growth, making sure they don't die, and answering an insane number of questions on a daily basis until they don't want to talk to you for a little bit, then they hit another mental growth spurt and you can kick them out at that point to see how right you were about the world for themselves.

I will say, if you don't have land or access to land where they can run around or a lot of time to spend with them without having to be entertained by useless garbage, just skip it and maybe donate your time to growing your own food or becoming completely self sufficient or something. Even more so if you have a drug habit, just keep that up until the wheels fall off, don't bring a kid into that mess.

That being said, I'd love to see the women who post on that childfree subreddit. I saw a couple of them in past posts and it's apparent why they feel that way.