Parent HATE thread

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I'm talking about parents who somehow have their kids rot their brains through constant sleep deprivation and other kinds of abuse.

I work with these fellows and instead of doing work, they seem to come in the office to bitch about their spouse, make jokes about child feces and other wacky anecdotes about their kid which only makes sense if you know the fucking kid and, of course, to infect coworkers with whatever public school-begotten plague of the week is ravaging through their home.

Listen man, I love kids and it's a tough one, man.
But if you can't function like a human it's time to employ grandparents, nannies or just call in sick for a while.

Niggers.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Patrick's a pretty lousy parent.

 

[guest]

Don’t have kids if you can’t afford a nanny or for your wife to stay at home

 

[guest]

Latch key kids are a crime against humanity...

 

[guest]

Don’t have kids if you can’t afford a nanny or for your wife to stay at home

Everyone I know my age who has kids is absolutely miserable.

Since you need two incomes this day in age, I know 3 couples who one works the day shift the other the night shift.

Nice healthy lifestyle, stupid. But hey! Woman's rights!!

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Latch key kids are a crime against humanity...

Fuck yeah. I was a latch key kid and I was a fucking heathen up until a few years ago. Mother fuckers need to raise their kids right.

 

[guest]

Everyone I know my age who has kids is absolutely miserable.

Since you need two incomes this day in age, I know 3 couples who one works the day shift the other the night shift.

Nice healthy lifestyle, stupid. But hey! Woman's rights!!

yeah I don’t know why you would do that. I just spent 2 weeks in Hawaii having a good time and my brother and sister haven’t been anywhere outside of a few hour drive or to Disney world in like a decade. It’s retarded.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

yeah I don’t know why you would do that. I just spent 2 weeks in Hawaii having a good time and my brother and sister haven’t been anywhere outside of a few hour drive or to Disney world in like a decade. It’s retarded.

It's a labor of love. They're a huge pain in the ass, but they're entertaining too. I'm not saying everything changes when you're a parent, but they definitely anchor you. Nowadays I prefer going into the woods for a week in a rented cabin and fish though; opposed to jet-setting over a thousand miles

 

[aRTie02150]

Latch key kids are a crime against humanity...

I was a latch key kid and it's a tough one man.

On one hand, you become very independent and learn to fend for yourself, but on the other hand it makes you feel as if your childhood wasn't as fun as the kids who had parents home after school to, you know, raise them.

I blame my lack of a strong relationship with my parents on being a latchkey kid. At the same time I thank them because it helped me become self reliant which is useful for a sociopath like me who goes out of his way to ruin any meaningful relationship.

Sniff

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I was a latch key kid and it's a tough one man.

On one hand, you become very independent and learn to fend for yourself, but on the other hand it makes you feel as if your childhood wasn't as fun as the kids who had parents home after school to, you know, raise them.

I blame my lack of a strong relationship with my parents on being a latchkey kid. At the same time I thank them because it helped me become self reliant which is useful for a sociopath like me who goes out of his way to ruin any meaningful relationship.

Sniff

I was kind of a latchkey kid, but I'd rather it been that way than have overbearing parents

 

[LiberalPussy]

Women are only truly fulfilled as parents, don’t let them tell you any different. This is why the Christian God (the only God that matters) allows us to beat women who step away from their purpose.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Women are only truly fulfilled as parents, don’t let them tell you any different. This is why the Christian God (the only God that matters) allows us to beat women who step away from their purpose.

Thank you, this thread was becoming very cringe almost morphing into r/childfree

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

My mom was drunk for most of my childhood and my dad was high for most of it. I never really noticed my mom's habit as much cuz my dad was always so fucked up. I ended up following in their footsteps. The last thing this world needs is another junky faggot, so I figure I'm gonna get snipped one of these days. I'm not exactly buried in strange, though, so it's not a huge priority.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Reading a thread full of opinions from people without kids is like listening to a conversation about tipping from Europeans. You have no reference point so discussing it is pointless. The faggotry in your own life that you cover up with by playing video games or going out drinking for the fifth time this week doesn’t make up for not having kids and accomplishing the only thing you were born to do.

Stop being a faggot and have some kids. There will never be the “right” time. You will never have enough money. Just do it you queers, especially if you’re white. The heebs and coons that read this can disregard my advice.

 

[Brooke Shields]

It's a tough one man.... Fulfill the meaning of life by procreating yet damning your children to a world run by the synagogue of satan, or go on living childless only being able to numb your growing sense of a nihilistic pointless life with drugs/alcohol before you either kill yourself or pussy out like a Tomlinson and burry that shit so deep down that not even a group of 1000 trolls speaking truth to you can awaken you from your faggotry.

actually when put like that I'd rather have damned kids.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

My only regret about having kids is waiting so long to do it. The financial burden is overplayed heavily. The biggest expense we have is childcare which is $1500 per month. Food is nothing once they stop drinking formula, clothes are nothing, diapers arent that expensive.

The time factor is the biggest sacrifice though. Be prepared to have zero free time for a solid five years if you aren’t doing daycare and even if you are welcome to the world of shitting with kids in the bathroom, waking up out of a dead sleep thinking your infant stopped breathing and having to literally schedule when you’re going to fuck. Unless babies crying doesn’t make you lose a hard on.

The lack of personal time can take a toll on you but when I look back at what I was doing before kids, I wasn’t exactly writing novels and running a successful business. Your free time is overrated unless you’re a very small percentage of the population that actually is highly motivated.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Unless babies crying doesn’t make you lose a hard on.

 

[Stent]

Sell your jizz to needy couples (donating to prospective 40yo single mothers? lol no) and when your 50 free kids eventually start wondering about contacting their biological father you can start weeding out the worthless ones while building relationships with the better ones.

 

[Tortfeasor]

My only regret about having kids is waiting so long to do it. The financial burden is overplayed heavily. The biggest expense we have is childcare which is $1500 per month. Food is nothing once they stop drinking formula, clothes are nothing, diapers arent that expensive.

The time factor is the biggest sacrifice though. Be prepared to have zero free time for a solid five years if you aren’t doing daycare and even if you are welcome to the world of shitting with kids in the bathroom, waking up out of a dead sleep thinking your infant stopped breathing and having to literally schedule when you’re going to fuck. Unless babies crying doesn’t make you lose a hard on.

The lack of personal time can take a toll on you but when I look back at what I was doing before kids, I wasn’t exactly writing novels and running a successful business. Your free time is overrated unless you’re a very small percentage of the population that actually is highly motivated.

Anyone who complains about the financial burden of kids should stop buying Funko pops and fucking kill themselves

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I was a latch key kid and it's a tough one man.

On one hand, you become very independent and learn to fend for yourself, but on the other hand it makes you feel as if your childhood wasn't as fun as the kids who had parents home after school to, you know, raise them.

I blame my lack of a strong relationship with my parents on being a latchkey kid. At the same time I thank them because it helped me become self reliant which is useful for a sociopath like me who goes out of his way to ruin any meaningful relationship.

Sniff

I was too. Cant communicate with my parents to this day. I joined the military without even telling them lmao, that was a disaster. Whatever, I still am a non-faggot so I wouldnt trade my upbringing for the world