Papa Tomlinson was Phineas Gage

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Hey pat, you know what's funny? I have a picture of your faggot father. I've been wondering when i should release it, and well, here it is:

Pat, we all know you read everything here. You're looking at that picture and you're seething. You know that's your gay dad and you know that's you in front of him. And you're wondering, when was this taken?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Hey pat, you know what's funny? I have a picture of your faggot father. I've been wondering when i should release it, and well, here it is:

Pat, we all know you read everything here. You're looking at that picture and you're seething. You know that's your gay dad and you know that's you in front of him. And you're wondering, when was this taken?

I hope nobody texts this to Pat. It’d probably upset him.

 

[Stent]

If a Tomlinson gets brain damage, how could you tell?

 

[Clint Ruin]

Hey pat, you know what's funny? I have a picture of your faggot father. I've been wondering when i should release it, and well, here it is:

Pat, we all know you read everything here. You're looking at that picture and you're seething. You know that's your gay dad and you know that's you in front of him. And you're wondering, when was this taken?

Very brave of you, taking a photo of a man who taught precision sniping for sixty seven years

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hey pat, you know what's funny? I have a picture of your faggot father. I've been wondering when i should release it, and well, here it is:

Pat, we all know you read everything here. You're looking at that picture and you're seething. You know that's your gay dad and you know that's you in front of him. And you're wondering, when was this taken?

Is he sporting a purse?

 

[guest]

Cuz why the fuck wouldn't he be

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So So So So if that was 50 years ago, then a man who went through a semi windshield, lost a quarter of his skull, and spent 8 months in the hospital somehow also managed to be a bull/bronco rider/rodeo clown, ski jumper, and snowmobile racer? I'm calling shenanigans on that one.

 

[guest]

Is he sporting a purse?

I thought it was one of those little oxygen tanks. Ol Tommy might not be too healthy.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Very brave of you, taking a photo of a man who taught precision sniping for sixty seven years

Oh man, look at his cowboy hat! Yeehah, papa Tom must have wrangled some bulls back in the day. Oh no, wait he didn't @RobertMewler confirmed that as a lie.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

It happened while he was sucking his partners dick ona long haul drive

 

[Stent]

Tall Tales Tomlinson Senior.

I wonder if he's got an ex-wife who ditched him to start a wholesome loving family with another man? Seems likely.

 

[Clint Ruin]

So So So So if that was 50 years ago, then a man who went through a semi windshield, lost a quarter of his skull, and spent 8 months in the hospital somehow also managed to be a bull/bronco rider/rodeo clown, ski jumper, and snowmobile racer? I'm calling shenanigans on that one.

"My father was never the same after the accident. He became an expert marksman, leathersmith, and hung cables a hundred feet in the air. As is usually the case after severe head injury. I've never told a lie, never once."

 

[Clint Ruin]

Is he sporting a purse?

That strap is holding a Barett M82 rifle, stlaker

 

[guest]

Hey pat, you know what's funny? I have a picture of your faggot father. I've been wondering when i should release it, and well, here it is:

Pat, we all know you read everything here. You're looking at that picture and you're seething. You know that's your gay dad and you know that's you in front of him. And you're wondering, when was this taken?

Nice hunchback pigdad

 

[Clint Ruin]

Nice hunchback pigdad

Oh hey, I never knew til today that back humps were hereditary

 

[guest]

 

[Snake]

Hey pat, you know what's funny? I have a picture of your faggot father. I've been wondering when i should release it, and well, here it is:

Pat, we all know you read everything here. You're looking at that picture and you're seething. You know that's your gay dad and you know that's you in front of him. And you're wondering, when was this taken?

His ass got fucked flat.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hey pat, you know what's funny? I have a picture of your faggot father. I've been wondering when i should release it, and well, here it is:

Pat, we all know you read everything here. You're looking at that picture and you're seething. You know that's your gay dad and you know that's you in front of him. And you're wondering, when was this taken?

I'm guessing diabeetus looking from the front

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

That strap is holding a Barett M82 rifle, atalker

Leather sack filled paint ballons is more effective child

 

[TorqueWheeler]

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I thought it was one of those little oxygen tanks. Ol Tommy might not be too healthy.

It's his pepperoni purse where he keeps all the tasty little homemade treats Pat gave him.