Papa Tomlinson was Phineas Gage

[Clint Ruin]

Cuz why the fuck wouldn't he be

 

[Clint Ruin]

Hey Rick, was this before or after he invented the airplane and his son became a vigilante kickboxing champion? Lying dramatic dickbag.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Boy, that's not even a remotely believable lie.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Papa clown is like Eddie on Family vacation, he has plate in his head and when microwave starts up he pisses his pants

 

[Juschippinyababe]

What hasn't this totally amazing man done? My daddy is a hero!!!! Kill yourself pat you unbearabley faggoty faggot

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

oh it has, has it?

 

[MonsterSteve]

What Pat is leaving out was this was after Daddy Tomlinson drank 30 Keystone Lights and killed a family of 4. Nice “bragging”, asshole.

 

[guest]

 

[Heyfellas]

Papa clown has lived like 15 lives and counting now

 

[Will Tate]

What hasn't this totally amazing man done?

Raised a son who didn't grow up to be a woman-abusing faggot.
Read his granddaughter bedtime story.
Said "That's my boy!" with a gleam of pride in his eye.

 

[FurBurger]

That would be before he became a professional bronco rider, in a competition that (as our own @RobertMewler pointed out) doesn't do bronco riding.

Couple of archived Fatrick tweets: One, two, three.

Personally, I think Pat's dad went through the windshield because they don't supply a seatbelt for the rodeo clown that's blowing the driver.

 

[guest]

He was a trucker too?

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Papa Clown was blowing a man through a glory hole but the man was still deeply closeted and halfway through the beej he withdrew his member from papa clowns mouth and went over to the other side of the stall, bashing papa clowns head against the wall screaming "I AINT NO FUCKIN QUEER!!!" Over and over again, leaving papa clown unconscious and severely battered. As the incident occurred at a truck stop, the very embarrassed mama Raven told her children their (unemployed) father had had an accident driving his rig.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Luckily he used those 8 months to create Pokémon and then got out of hospital and flew to an unmarked island to win a kumite then parachuted into the Super Bowl and scored the winning touchdown.

Raised a son who didn't grow up to be a woman-abusing faggot.
Read his granddaughter bedtime story.
Said "That's my boy!" with a gleam of pride in his eye.

Well, it’s possible he said it to Kyle.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Papa Clown, seatbelt denier.

 

[stealthygeek]

So Pat has never known his real father essentially? Finally he has something in common with Annabelle.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Papa Clown, seatbelt denier.

There should be no road safety laws, child. My dad’s half plastic skull proves it.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

There should be no road safety laws, child. My dad’s half plastic skull proves it.

Reality: Packers tard helmet

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Definitely no brain damage when a quarter of your skull is missing. Another fat lie by the fat bastard

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Lady Truckers husband was fucked up like that, he something like half a brain or some shit she claimed years ago