Pants-shitting retard status: confirmed

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

Imagine being one of his peers having to listen to this fat moron dismiss every single book ever written because he thinks he can absorb it all on the first try.

However, Hook is a masterpiece, which reveals more of its secrets with every repeated viewing, child.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I want him to read A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara. It won’t make him a better writer but it should make him realize he has less than zero talent. It will also make him cry.

Sounds like the future for uncle pauls victims in novel form

 

[guest]

Well that sentence of his is a complete rip off of a distinctly British style of humor, exemplified by Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett. The difference is Pat is gay and retarded.

I knew it! He’s fat!

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Same. I just looked it up and the description immediately made me say “no”, but this dude is vouching for it

I can’t put into words how much I would have hated this book just for existing if I hadn’t read it. It’s dark and darker in terms of subject manner, but it did get my ribs a fair amount too. Gallows humor.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I want him to read the complete manual of suicide 4 times.

I want him to skim it once and then act on it like the arrogant shithead he is. He wouldn’t kill himself properly, just maim himself severely enough to be in constant pain and (even more) misery for the rest of his life. It would be a real gut buster.

 

[StillHilarious_mybb]

You read once for story, the second time for themes, the third to to pick up on subtleties like intertexuality and leitmotiffs, and the fourth if the book has passed the first 3 tests, and you like it enough to want to figure out how it can improve your own writing.

It pisses me off that this retard is published.

for me the 27th read is so much better than the 26th

 

[Dog Eater]

I knew nothing about it when I picked it up at one of those little neighborhood free book kiosks. If I had known the plot, I would 100% not have read it. But it’s one of the best books I’ve ever read.

Too late I read the synopsis and noped the fuck out.

 

[Mikekeke]

I read three hours a night because video games are boring to me now, so I'm going to guess I read more in a week than Pat does all year. How often do you guys reread a book? Every time I start rereading a book I try to speed through it because I remember everything and I annoy the shit out of myself.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Too late I read the synopsis and noped the fuck out.

If it makes you feel any better it’s also one of the most painfully evocative books I’ve read. You might have been tempted to rope yourself.