I have two pajeet stories to contribute...
I went to high school with a severely autistic Indian kid, and I may have already wrote about him here. He was allegedly smart on paper, but he still needed a bunch of special accommodations. One of the things he was known for was jerking off in the bathroom during lunch. Even though he'd do it in the bathroom stall, he was hardly inconspicuous about it. His Philadelphia Eagles lunchbox that he carried with him throughout the day was always on the floor under the stall door and clearly visible to all, and the "fap-fap-fap" sounds were pretty audible. I only yelled his name once in the bathroom to fuck with him, and he stopped fapping until presumably I left. Otherwise, I just did my best to ignore it and not spend any time in the bathroom more than necessary, although others tried fucking with him when he pulled the same shit in middle school (think throwing wet paper towels over the stall door). This story has a bit of a sad ending. Within a few years of graduation, he lost his shit one night at home when his computer crashed. He then attacked his mother and bit her hands, leaving muscles and tendons exposed. She was a very sweet lady, and she didn't deserve this to happen to her. A lot of time has passed, and I don't keep in touch with anyone I grew up with, but as far as I'm aware, he still lives with his mother.
Another story involves an Indian guy I went to college with. He was actually pretty smart, but anytime alcohol was in the mix, he become a total train-wreck. After one night of drinking, he apparently pissed on the floor of his room and went to sleep. When he woke update, he didn't address the puddle of urine in the middle of his room until after going out to get food first. I was in the same building as him but not on the same floor, so I didn't have to deal with this in any capacity, although one dude did shit in one of the dorm showers on the same floor. Anyway, I believe he currently works on Wall Street.
