Owen’s 90 Day Fiancé: @Rutherford_b_Blaze Rapes India MEGATHREAD

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

It is extremely unlikely if you weren't violent to anyone.

I was very well behaved once I realized I was being detained in foreign country in the present and not in a Massachusetts psych ward ten years ago.

 

[Jenna]

I was very well behaved once I realized I was being detained in foreign country in the present and not in a Massachusetts psych ward ten years ago.

Can you not just fly sober? Were you planning on getting to India and getting super fucked up while meeting your fiancé?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Can you not just fly sober? Were you planning on getting to India and getting super fucked up while meeting your fiancé?

No next time I will fly sober. This was a miscalculation.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You're a fucking psycho if you actually took the time to look that up...

Classic gassers

 

[gassers]

No next time I will fly sober. This was a miscalculation.

Ngl, you were playing with fire. Going to a third world shithole high on drugs. Not a good idea Rutherford.

Thank god you didn't land in New delhi. They would throw your ass right in jail with no medical care.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Ngl, you were playing with fire. Going to a third world shithole high on drugs. Not a good idea Rutherford.

Thank god you didn't land in New delhi. They would throw your ass right in jail with no medical care.

Live and learn, right

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Made it halfway, good first step Big Blaze.

When's round 2?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Made it halfway, good first step Big Blaze.

When's round 2?

Thanks for your kind words Nigger Man! I was thinking of you when I was describing my trip. I've smoothed things over with the Mrs. and round 2 will be happening soon, provided I can still fly.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

the deaf guy went for a handjob
now he's got to pay for a funeral

Bitch fell of a rickety ladder and slowly died in the mud

 

[Wa4892]

Thanks for your kind words Nigger Man! I was thinking of you when I was describing my trip. I've smoothed things over with the Mrs. and round 2 will be happening soon, provided I can still fly.

Good luck Bro!!

 

[Dog Eater]

I was denied entry to France because I lacked a return ticket or money.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

provided I can still fly

There isn't some vast no fly list unless you've threatened terrorism or something.

Worst case is you can't fly on that airline but they'd have let you know. If they let you book a ticket then you're fine.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

There isn't some vast no fly list unless you've threatened terrorism or something.

Worst case is you can't fly on that airline but they'd have let you know. If they let you book a ticket then you're fine.

Then Blaze will rise again

 

[Butterknife]

Ok whatever I'll just tell it. It's been enough days now for it to become funny.
Benzos always make me hungry and when the food arrived I thought it tasted a little too good. Then I realized I was suddenly interested in talking to the old man next to me and it occured to me I may be in a bit of trouble.

Next thing I know I'm in an office in what looks to be McLeans Hospital in Massachusetts, a place I've been many times. Of course I wasn't in McLean's, I was in a French police station. I started yelling for Kafka (that's the name of my cat) and for my friend who is watching the cat. I then tried to push a computer off a desk and was firmly but gently subdued by some officers who explained to me calmly in English that I am in France and they were deciding whether to charge me with a crime. I requested the female officer leave the room because she was smirking at me and I think she did.

They then brought me to a mattress on a floor somewhere and let me sleep for a while. Soon it was time to rouse the corpse of Blaze for a "medical examination" where a doctor who barely spoke English asked me if I took anything. I told him Xanax. He asked if I wanted more Xanax and handed me some packaged Alazopram, I'm not sure the dosage, which I ate. Then I was led back to my bed for another nap.

After what seemed like a long time in another part of the police station I was informed I would be returning to the United States and two beautiful and polite female officers escorted me in a police van to the plane, where I was whisked past security and told my passport was with the pilot. I thanked the officers and was finally able to call my boss. I'm told my fiance was waiting for me for 5 hours with a bouquet of flowers. She has informed me that "her eyes have shattered from tears" I told my boss I took a pill and was detained and didn't really remember anything else, which is mostly true. He was relieved I was ok. I'm not exactly sure of the time frame but all this took place over a day or so. I have some documents in French explaining I was denied entry to France because I lacked a return ticket or money. That's not true but I guess I was not able to produce them. C'est la vie, my friends.

This is a long ass way to tell us you made the Indian bride story up.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

This is a long ass way to tell us you made the Indian bride story up.

I wish. It was pretty unpleasant. I would have invented a less embarrassing story. Above all else, REAL.

 

[Turk February]

Have a safe flight Ruth, and keep your head on a swivel.

Be sure the towel isn't caught on anything first.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

You're a fucking psycho if you actually took the time to look that up...

It's not like he's spending time talking to women or anything

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Here's a page to the document I found crumpled in my bag when I got home. This is the only documentation I have of my adventure.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Here's a page to the document I found crumpled in my bag when I got home. This is the only documentation I have of my adventure.
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Man did you panic so bad about being on a plane you had to super dose on benzos just to not have a meltdown?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Man did you panic so bad about being on a plane you had to super dose on benzos just to not have a meltdown?

Something like that