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🥳 Owen A Forms wins. 🖕

TorqueWheeler

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Owen A always wins in the end, fatso!

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Cheers to the brothermen and brothergals!

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Not only does Quasi get blown before the jacuzzi, I'll be the one doing it.
I swear, every time I stay away from this place for more than 2 hours to deal with some actual real life shit or just enjoy life I miss the good shit. Does this set the legal precedent that Patrick S. Tomlinson is indeed, legally and factual, fat?
 
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Not only does Quasi get blown before the jacuzzi, I'll be the one doing it.
I swear, every time I stay away from this place for more than 2 hours to deal with some actual real life shit or just enjoy life I miss the good shit. Does this set the legal precedent that Patrick S. Tomlinson is indeed, legally and factual, fat?
Indeed it does. I believe this is also a ruling confirming that we are, in fact, still hilarious.
 

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LOLsuit over. Time to move on to bigger and better things bbbbbboys. Tomorrow is a fresh start.

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. 😎 👍

(No offense AIDS patients….) 😬

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
 
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Not only does Quasi get blown before the jacuzzi, I'll be the one doing it.
I swear, every time I stay away from this place for more than 2 hours to deal with some actual real life shit or just enjoy life I miss the good shit. Does this set the legal precedent that Patrick S. Tomlinson is indeed, legally and factual, fat?
It is now legally binding that he is indeed as Roger Stone would put it.... I don't know..... FAAAAT. As binding as his pants that Nikki bought him last year are to his ever expanding waistline. He's fat, he's a fatty fat fat fuck!
 
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