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Our Rick threads have been devolving quickly, gentlemen.

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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There's a lull in Pat news right now. Not to compare this thing we do to war, but we're biding our time like soldiers in a trench playing cards, smoking fags and looking at Lucy Lawless's taytays.

When duty calls, we'll be on the front line. A band of brothermen.
We’ll be sinking ships with admiral tits. Someone’s gotta keep the fellas sharp…….sniff.
 

fusciasomething

Jacques De Gautier
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I would have tried to draft Jessica Simpson. She was probably a top 3 pick back then. You could probably get her in like the 4th or 5th round these days.
I think she cleaned herself up but I have no clue how she ever turned into this
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Easily_Remembered

It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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Oh like “go get em wyzzzzzzz” or whatever you faggots have been doing? Yeah.
We call him a Wyzzard because that's what he is!

Let me tell ya a couple of three things: Forget harassing Opie, forget Little Jimmy who goes over to Scandinavia for a tranny and never comes back, forget Brother Joe trolling.

New Pat Posters have no respect for this thing. They’ve never been deplatformed from Reddit, not really. Here are guys who step over the O and A show to grab the big target, Pat.

It makes me sick.
Poison in our eyes.
 

ChildSpitTake

"He's ducking through the alleys!"
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Let me tell ya a couple of three things: Forget harassing Opie, forget Little Jimmy who goes over to Scandinavia for a tranny and never comes back, forget Brother Joe trolling.

New Pat Posters have no respect for this thing. They’ve never been deplatformed from Reddit, not really. Here are guys who step over the O and A show to grab the big target, Pat.

It makes me sick.

 

Gimli Son Of Gloin

ACTIONABLY THREATENING SUE LIGHTNING
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There's a lull in Pat news right now. Not to compare this thing we do to war, but we're biding our time like soldiers in a trench playing cards, smoking fags and looking at Lucy Lawless's taytays.

When duty calls, we'll be on the front line. A band of brothermen.
Dare you say . . . Patrick is getting a tad bit boring and Patposting is dead?

I can't wait to find out what happens neckst
 
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