Our old cow is very drunk and sassy (normal Tuesday nighT)

[Brooke Shields]

"I work out consistently, and have for a decade. Worked out yesterday. Working out again tomorrow. Like almost every week."

 

[LongIslandchomper]

 

[potatopeeler63]

Oh boy piggy is cranky!
Utters are full of milk tonight

 

[RobertMewler]

He's right. I'll never be a man.

 

[Stent]

Only real men sign away their child because their career of sitting down a lot precludes being responsible.

 

[BudDickman]

No, stlaker. I don't think I am a man.

 

[guest]

I worked out the day before yesterday, stlaker.

Why not bump it up to 7 days a week, pig? You're fat.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

 

[BudDickman]

This faggot believes that he's a real man because he posts on social media with his real name. He's just like a tween, posting pictures of his food and other basic bitch nonsense, just to get validation from strangers. Men do not seek validation from strangers. Men do not expose their wives to ridicule. Men do not abandon their daughters.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Out in the open, yet we’ve caught him:

- Lying about owing Quasi money
- Lying about delinquent taxes
- Lying about bankruptcy
- Lying about a speeding ticket

Public records are a bitch.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

It just tears you up inside that I am what you can never be.

Holy shit does he really think there are people on this earth that are jealous of him?

He's fucking delusional

 

[MonsterSteve]

Ive never seen someone work out 5 days a week for 10 years and not have any musculature. Very odd.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

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Nice lantern jaw, you googly-eyed dyke-o-saurus

What a nice, genuine, smile

 

[guest]

"I work out consistently, and have for a decade."

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That’s just gross.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

The way his faggoty diatribes get broken up by his poor person cell phone plan is so fucking funny.