Our old cow is very drunk and sassy (normal Tuesday nighT)

[potatopeeler63]

He misses the aTTention?

 

[Stent]

Very wordy reply. Lonely fatso.

 

[EraGodless]

If he works out, then he fucking sucks at it.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Once again, he doesn’t deny anything other than not working out. Fat telling pig.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

"I work out consistently, and have for a decade."

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

lol what an asshole. "You're too big a pussy to doxx yourself"

 

[stealthygeek]

Real people don't talk like this, Patrick. You are not in a poorly written found family space caper.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Taco Tuesdays have always gotten the pig ornery. Probably a combination of cheap swill and intestinal pain from taco meat that's been left out since the weekend.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I don't have any money, but what I do have is elevated blood pressure in my late 30s

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I'd love to hear about this one fight Patrick lost. I'm guessing he fought 20-on-1 against a group of highly-trained ninjas, keeping them at bay for a good three hours until 20 more ninjas were added and he was too fatigued to battle all 40. All the ninjas then thanked him and said he was the toughest badass in the world.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Nice lantern jaw, you googly-eyed dyke-o-saurus

 

[Clint Ruin]

lol what an asshole. "You're too big a pussy to doxx yourself"

While in the next sentence saying "when I find out who you are, you're going to jail". Yeah, you painted the picture of someone being a pussy and not being smart, Pig, good one.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I'd love to hear about this one fight Patrick lost. I'm guessing he fought 20-on-1 against a group of highly-trained ninjas, keeping them at bay for a good three hours until 20 more ninjas were added and he was too fatigued to battle all 40. All the ninjas then thanked him and said he was the toughest badass in the world.

"I was seven. He was twenty-four. I lost, but he now has a permanent limp to remember me by."

 

[Will Tate]

And I will find you.

Will ya?

 

[Udders]

"I work out consistently, and have for a decade."

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What an ugly fucking couple. I love that he doesn't think he looks ridiculous in foreign countries wearing shirts with American flag motifs. Such an asshole.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"I was seven. He was twenty-four.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Real people don't talk like this, Patrick. You are not in a poorly written found family space caper.

Takeout.

 

[guest]

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I don't have any money, but what I do have is elevated blood pressure in my late 30s

 

[AntSucks]

He looks like a bloated alcohol, and he acts like a bloated alcoholic. If he did any upper body work at all it would show in his forearms and triceps - it doesn't take much for a man to show definition there, but they are as flabby as the rest of him.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

AND YES
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