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Our Cow Will Be Leaving Us Soon

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
Honestly for me, the real "winning" Joe is doing here is getting away from Nana and seeing/doing shit Nana has/will never see/do.
They wouldnt let Nana in Australia with that domestic abuse charge on his record. A buddy flew there a few years back and they denied entry because he had a charge come back for DUI from 8 years before. Pretty much told him to work it out then and there at the airport with Quanta’s and leave Australia. He ended up flying back to LA and staying there a few days before coming back here.
 

Greygooser

Quietly now
They wouldnt let Nana in Australia with that domestic abuse charge on his record. A buddy flew there a few years back and they denied entry because he had a charge come back for DUI from 8 years before. Pretty much told him to work it out then and there at the airport with Quanta’s and leave Australia. He ended up flying back to LA and staying there a few days before coming back here.
They also still require a vax I believe
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
Joe’s going to spend that “month in Australia” (while the ship’s docked) taking the tour of Thailand that he and Anthony always fantasized about. I’m so sorry, Carol.

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I hope they managed to get their shits out finally.
 

Cptbaldopie

Wa4892

LOL he's really doing this? I can't wait for the posts about how he's being treated like a king, followed by the posts complaining about how unfair everything is.
Have you ever been on a cruise? Think about the accommodations the lowest paying customer has.

THEN think about the accommodations the third lowest paid employee on the cruise has.

THAT'S Joe.

After shitting in his "personal" toilet that is two thirds smaller than you find in coach on a southwest jet for two weeks, I guarantee we will see "I missed Layla and my Hag too much. Love RULES all" post.

Wait for it ........ waaaaaaaiiiiittttt for it ......

Linger longer boys ...... linger longer .....

Of course, the eventual spin will be about "my decision" "my family was too important" and nothing to do with the 8000 screen shots the cruise line gets from URLs starting with "pfgforums"
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
LOL he's really doing this? I can't wait for the posts about how he's being treated like a king, followed by the posts complaining about how unfair everything is.
Is it wrong that I’m hoping for some insane covid / cold shit so that I can read Moo’s desperate, raging Boomerbook posts as he’s quarantined in Australia lol?
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
This is going to be like that episode of the John Larroquette Show where his assistant accidentally puts him on a 2 week gay cruise and he comes with a need to be upset and angry about it but upon even a tiny bit of self reflection realizes he had a good time and holds no prejudices.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
I'm actually hoping no one does because this cruise thing sounds great and I don't want to see it foiled. It's the most exciting Joe-related event in months and has the potential for a lotta top bovine content.
He’s going to start out pretending he’s living the life of Riley and making out that everyone should be very envious of him. In a heartbeat he’ll start complaining and never stop. LFG!
 
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