Opie & Anthony Listening Thread 12/27/21

[Cuphead]

"Whut wae wuz that, Anthiknee?"

"HE WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST FUCKIN PEOPLE"

"I'm still hilarious"

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Sniff.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Go back to Bush-era Norton:

I don’t want coffee from the SAVAGES who run these delis.

 

[guest]

I had ice cream last night.

FART

HAHA HOLEE SHIT

Y'know, it's a tough one man. I like a good boy treat every once in a while but those fuckin' lactose gassers are horrendous.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Ha ha holy shit!!!! He tried to make a beef wellington for his first time on CHRISTMAS!!!

Beef Wellingtons are a tough one man, you would think you would do a test run or two before making it on the big day if you love those around you, genuinely.

There's a lot of us trying something new this holiday even our listeners, we have a caller with his story Snowwy from Michigan is on the line SSSSNNNOOOWWWAAAY

 

[captainjapan]

Sex bagel was late again and he is fat. Remember when we called you on vacation? (whale noises)

 

[UnPRePared]

Give me a present day AFRO Show so I can slit my wrists to the passive aggressive, miserable train wreck it would be. A checked-out Bennington, Ant fake laughing away, Opie pushing his Livestream, Jim broooddding, and the corpse of Fez Whatley to round out the circle of hell.

The funniest host today would be Soundboard Fez by a Scottish mile.

 

[captainjapan]

A checked-out Bennington


Ay, ay, ay, ay! oh, I am dee Frito Bandito

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Did fat pig Lady trucker call in yet?

Nah but snoooowaaayyy in MI did. Another hilarious fawkin line from him.

 

[moleguy9k]

The stupid interns fucked up the breakfast order.

they really motherfucked Jim by bringing in rum balls

 

[Meownaw]

Hate when they have porn stars on
Be more funny!

 

[Cuphead]

Hate when they have porn stars on
Be more funny!

"We like Colin Quinn too, but our listeners would much rather us have wrestlers and porn stars on instead"

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I miss the days of Joey Paisano followed by a Frenchie/Marion beef.

 

[analeggsalad]

but, da obamaaaaaaa, hes got this new ting goin on, he's a cool guy right?

fuck this is making me hate that faggot

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Fucking Jim trying to sound smart talking about COVID.

"I get it, ok? I get it. Your 'personal rights', right? Isn't that what they always fall back on? Baby boy talking about his personal rights?

But here's the thing - it's not about YOU. Right? What about the fucking guy next to you? You think that he asked to get sick? What about his rights? Am I right?"

ANTHONY : "Heh heh heh ... oh Jimmy ..."

 

[Cuphead]

at least the wrestlers were better than the ufc/mma idiots. The had fedor on and had to wait a minute after every question for the translation.

They only came on because of Nortons boring fuck UFC podcast

 

[Ladynyahh]

Valentine's day is coming up so that means it's time to start looking at a gift for your significant other. How about a rose dipped in gold? Go to ihatestevensinger.com and use the promo code OPIE

 

[guest]

at least the wrestlers were better than the ufc/mma idiots. The had fedor on and had to wait a minute after every question for the translation.

Even if the UFC fighters had fucked up backstory they were such a borefest.
At least WWE guys were entertaining, even thought professional wrestling is retarded.

 

[Sputnik]

Let’s go frank in North Carolina.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Oh, great. They're going to interview yet another wrestler at 9:00. What, Sam is picking all their guests now!?

Youre in luck, it's actually an mma guy! He is a tremendous bore and because he's gotten his face caved in a few times you can hear him breathing on mic like a fatty