OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW LISTENING THREAD 08/01/2022

[Consensual Rapist]

[Anthony] Ah God, look at this, some black guy robbed a store and shot a security guard, FUCKING TYPICAL!
[Candy Crush sound effects play slightly off mic]
[Jim] Oh yeah, I saw that on the news last night. Wha-
[Anthony] FUCKING ANIMALS! What’s the matter, you can’t hold down a normal job, you fucking N-*plays the bleep sound effects*, that’s all you fucking people do! Commit crimes!!!
[More Candy Crush sound effects playing slightly off mic]
[Opie] We got someone who disagrees with you, Johnny, you’re on the air…
[Johnny] Hey guys, love you, love the show, Happy birthday Jimmy!
[Jim and Anthony groan in unison]
[Opie] So what do you got?
[Johnny] Well, I think Anthony is wrong when he says all blacks are criminals
[Anthony] Oh yeah?
[Johnny] I think you just stereotype the whole race over what a few do, and I thi-
[Anthony] OH DO I?! Do I now?! Well, your mothers a cunt and she fucks n*plays the bleep sound effects*s!!!
[Opie] Level 98….
[Johnny] Hey! I’m just trying to-
[Anthony] You’re trying to what?! What?!
[Yet another sound effect from Candy Crush]
[Johnny] I’m trying to say that not all black people are criminals, I have a friend who’s black and he’s a doctor
[Jim] Yeah, he probably stole that job! *half hearted snicker*
[Anthony] *pounds desk* HA HA HOLEY SHIT!!!
[Opie] Ookay, we got some live reads from DVD Discounts….

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Needs an hour of Danny and Sam being brought in for some bullshit so Opies doesn’t have to do his job and make an entertaining show

He steered the Ship like going to the phone and speaking to Snowy Creamy Butters or Mongo the humor needed to be directed carefully

 

[IanHalperin]

*Sniff* fawk... MY fawkin Islanders stink this year man...

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Would we be patposting if O&A never stopped? Or would the O&A universe (hosts, producers, comedians, friends of the show etc) inevitably be introduced to Fatrick?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Would we be patposting if O&A never stopped? Or would the O&A universe (hosts, producers, comedians, friends of the show etc) inevitably be introduced to Fatrick?

I think the latter. Don't forget Fatrick had a back and forth with Nana on Twitter before Norm/11. Odds are Nana would have discussed that on the air, leading to Childtober.

 

[Chapel]

He steered the Ship like going to the phone and speaking to Snowy Creamy Butters or Mongo the humor needed to be directed carefully

Bastard steered the ship out of the path of the iceberg named humour and shipwrecked on the desert island of shitty

 

[DMAN]

It may be like 9 months removed from the height of it's relevancy, but The Opester dedicates 30 minutes to uproar about this fawkin' cancel culture thing dey got goin' on right now, making an effort to associate any ransom annoyance in his daily life with it.

Opie has been the go-to guy ranting about that since literally 2004. You stupid, stupid man

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I think the latter. Don't forget Fatrick had a back and forth with Nana on Twitter before Norm/11. Odds are Nana would have discussed that on the air, leading to Childtober.

Ending with Pat calling in and Opie peeing on a copy of Gate Crashers.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Ending with Pat calling in and Opie peeing on a copy of Gate Crashers.

Would actually love to hear Norton and Pat argue Josiah 5 style with the “baby boys” and “childs” flying back and forth.

 

[DieNortonDie]

I’ll always hate Opie for not shutting Anthony up. Those rants could have been cut short with a glance if Opie cared enough. He never had the gravitas that fatso Ronnie B did

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

*Sniff* fawk... MY fawkin Islanders stink this year man...

I did always find his “once my team is done for the year I get to pick a second one” viewpoint funny. Just a brotherman enjoying the little things in life. Big fan of the fawkin Jets and Bills even though they’re division rivals.

 

[UnPRePared]

I did always find his “once my team is done for the year I get to pick a second one” viewpoint funny. Just a brotherman enjoying the little things in life. Big fan of the fawkin Jets and Bills even though they’re division rivals.

Now Earls "Jets Fan" song is in my head.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Now Earls "Jets Fan" song is in my head.

You need a lot of patience, to watch them play

 

[UnPRePared]

You need a lot of patience, to watch them play

Jet Fan, Jet Fan






That's a Ron and Fez reference, Dan.