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[FurBurger]

GoodReads sighting. Makes sense with all the spare time.


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"Didn't "false flag" anyone, atalker. You SWATed our home, four times....."

You told a different tale in court under oath in court though, didn't you Pat? You admitted you'd never been SWATed:

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I don't want him to kill himself



























but what if he was dead and slumped over, and then he got an email on his phone: "Hello Mr. Tomlinson, we at Twitter have overturned your suspension and have restored your account. We apologize for any inconvenience."

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

You told a different tale in court under oath in court though, didn't you Pat? You admitted you'd never been SWATed:

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[guest]

He hired a lawyer called [URL='https://archive.ph/Pvh4G']Cary Goldschnozz or thereabouts[/URL] to get his account back. She soaked him for $5k for that service, and strung it out for months.
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The second time he found out that getting your account back requires no legal skills at all; you can just be nice to people:


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In other words, his lawyer had charged him $5k to buy a round of drinks for a friend of hers.

Sadly, it looks like he couldn't maintain the niceness façade, and Twitter have now shut the books on him.

Oh! That’s what that was about. Thanks for explaining.

 

[Udders]

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I never can get over looking at this grubby shit stain in this photo. does this guy sleep in his car? is he a homeless intern? what's going on here? He looks like he reeks of garbage.

Adam Massey, I think he's the ranking penis haver (allegedly) in that firm.

 

[guest]

O

We should keep an eye on local Milwaukee news. I think something there's something on the horizon that's going to catapult him well beyond mere lolcow status. We're nowhere near peak Patposting.

Of course. Everyone was a Nazi/Troll/Incel long before Owen came along. This faggot has long since been fucked due to his obnoxious behavior.

He’s also an arsonist that murders homeless people.

Well, to fair, only one murder that we know of.

ALLLLLLLEGEDLY

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Adam Massey, I think he's the ranking penis haver (allegedly) in that firm.

Here's how the setup for that selfie went down:

Carrie: Hey Adam?
Adam: Carrie?
C: Remember that rube from Wisconsin who was going to give us five grand to get his twitter back? He's here, in the office, money in hand.
A: No fucking way, all we have to do is pop your friend at twitter an email and we're getting five grand?
C: You have to get here. He's fat and greasy and wants a selfie, I want you in the background of it laughing at him.
A: It's my day off, I've been working in the garden all day.
C: Who cares, just get here right now. Don't even bother changing your clothes, Pat stinks like cheese, I doubt he would be bothered.
A: I'll be there in 30 mins.

 

[guest]

Here's how the setup for that selfie went down:

Carrie: Hey Adam?
Adam: Carrie?
C: Remember that rube from Wisconsin who was going to give us five grand to get his twitter back? He's here, in the office, money in hand.
A: No fucking way, all we have to do is pop your friend at twitter an email and we're getting five grand?
C: You have to get here. He's fat and greasy and wants a selfie, I want you in the background of it laughing at him.
A: It's my day off, I've been working in the garden all day.
C: Who cares, just get here right now. Don't even bother changing your clothes, Pat stinks like cheese, I doubt he would be bothered.
A: I'll be there in 30 mins.

Just a gut feeling, that guy had never “worked” outside one day in his life.

 

[O&AWOWSTICKERSTOP!]

I don’t know how I missed this. Was searching fats Twitter handle and came across it. Tickled them ribs.

Urban Dictionary: stealthygeek

An unemployed adult that mooches off his parents or spouse. Plays with action figures and considers themself to be a writer despite not selling any books. Spends all their time on Twitter arguing with trolls and losing.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[guest]

I once strung along Molly Jong-Fast using a nigger Alt account on Instagram talking mad shit about Pat lmao (they’re still mutuals) she’s really a dumb bitch.

Pat sent her some psycho messages saying I was “trying to separate them” good times

Fuckin’ A that bitch you made an avatar out of has been driving me fucking bananas for years.

 

[guest]

He's oinking on Instagram now.
[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.instagram.com/p/ChkfsUzApy_/[/URL]

Jesus Christ, even when he's banned he can't stop mentioning his 49000 "followers". Zero of whom have rallied to support him and his dumb hashtag.

He's so close to becoming self-aware and realizing that his life sucks and none of these people give a shit about him but he's too delusional/narcissistic/whatever to allow it to happen. He's doomed to live a shitty life and die fat and lonely, probably of heart disease from too much meatloaf and beer.

 

[SFWA liaison]

HE'S BACK

 

[SFWA liaison]

I know the follow count is just a glitch that will fix itself but it's still funny

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Hooray!

Patposting back on the menu

 

[Harry Powell]

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I know the follow count is just a glitch that will fix itself but it's still funny

Gaaaaaaaaaay

 

[Age.]

Motherfuck

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

The tweet with private info did violate the twitter rules:

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I'm sure he'll start saying more hateful, abusive, reportable things any minute now

 

[Heyfellas]

He may have his twitter account but he’ll never have his daughter

 

[FurBurger]

I know the follow count is just a glitch that will fix itself but it's still funny

Archived, because those goose eggs are funny.