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There used to be a UK magazine called Punch, and back in the 80s they had a mock investment fund bit. They started with a small amount of money, and then each issue listed what shares they'd buy and sell if they were really trading. The thing is, they'd only invest in whatever annoyed lefties. Arms dealers? Check. Oil companies? Check. Tobacco? Check. Some company gets caught propping up Apartheid? That's a strong "buy" recommendation!These dumb trannies think their screeching on the birb site does anything to affect stock prices controlled by international banks and computer algos.
Some hedgefund manager in london:
Oi, cloudflare is hosting a site that promotes swaTTing! Bruv we can’t have that toxic rubbish in our portfolios, let’s teach em a lesson ay?!
They consistantly, consistantly beat the market.
I'm assuming Goldman Sachs are now following that strategy via shell companies to hide the smell.