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Slackjawed Cow

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Opesterino

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I wonder if he HAD someone covering for him and they either quit or he amassed so many reports that someone finally took a look at his activity and recognized that he's not just an innocent victim, he's also a crybully cunt. Some rascals may have filed some reports and the kiwis might as well but you can be sure there are most likely plenty of other people he's offended or just flat out been an asshole to and I'm sure they reported him as well. I was wondering if maybe the reports were just vanishing into the ether or being cleared but it seems they were sitting on "many hundreds" (to quote Torque) of reports and Saturday night the hammer dropped. I hope they used analytics and figured out that he tends to drink and act cunty on a Saturday night and so they did it at that specific time on purpose.

Honestly, though, I wouldn't be surprised if it was some new guy working the weekend who got a report on him, noticed all those other reports, and dropped the ban hammer on him. Rick's contact is one of those people who doesn't put their work email on their phone and they're about to hit the office this morning to find well over 100 new emails from Rick sent every 20 minutes or so starting on Saturday night. He hasn't slept all weekend, he's just refreshing his email and Twitter over and over since Saturday night.

I would just love to know what actually went on between the jew lawyer and the weirdos at twitter. was it just a case of $$ for a get out of jail free card or was it the lies about cyber atalkers and 'false' reporting that sowed doubt in their minds. I mean its rather simple to look at his twitter history and see how massive a cunt he was but also just how many 'rules or regulations' he has broke. he is a toxic asshole who has been flagrant about breaking all of the tos on that site, like seriously at some point someone has to step in and say enough is enough just get rid of him.

a question ? wouldn't their shady actions with allowing him to keep getting unbanned when others are permanently suspended and kicked off the site raise issues, legal or not? I mean how is that anyway fair when anyone with a bit of cash is allowed back time after time and other users get shafted with zero warning?
 

AntSucks

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I would just love to know what actually went on between the jew lawyer and the weirdos at twitter. was it just a case of $$ for a get out of jail free card or was it the lies about cyber atalkers and 'false' reporting that sowed doubt in their minds. I mean its rather simple to look at his twitter history and see how massive a cunt he was but also just how many 'rules or regulations' he has broke. he is a toxic asshole who has been flagrant about breaking all of the tos on that site, like seriously at some point someone has to step in and say enough is enough just get rid of him.

a question ? wouldn't their shady actions with allowing him to keep getting unbanned when others are permanently suspended and kicked off the site raise issues, legal or not? I mean how is that anyway fair when anyone with a bit of cash is allowed back time after time and other users get shafted with zero warning?
Twitter has internal protection for public figures. The lawyer probably just used a contact to get on it, and spent the $5,000 on shoes

 

HotDogJoe

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Twitter has internal protection for public figures. The lawyer probably just used a contact to get on it, and spent the $5,000 on shoes


That makes the most sense. I don't think there's anything special about piggy as to why he's being protected. I don't think it's got anything to do with his politics either. He just got lucky and hired the right lawyer who was able to get him unbanned/protected.

I hope it doesn't happen but I'm just waiting for him to be unsuspended again and create some smug tweet about how he's evaded a ban yet again. Even if he does though, it's satisfying to know that his entire life is wrapped up in something he ultimately has no control over.
 
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I would just love to know what actually went on between the jew lawyer and the weirdos at twitter. was it just a case of $$ for a get out of jail free card or was it the lies about cyber atalkers and 'false' reporting that sowed doubt in their minds. I mean its rather simple to look at his twitter history and see how massive a cunt he was but also just how many 'rules or regulations' he has broke. he is a toxic asshole who has been flagrant about breaking all of the tos on that site, like seriously at some point someone has to step in and say enough is enough just get rid of him.

a question ? wouldn't their shady actions with allowing him to keep getting unbanned when others are permanently suspended and kicked off the site raise issues, legal or not? I mean how is that anyway fair when anyone with a bit of cash is allowed back time after time and other users get shafted with zero warning?
We know how much Pat likes litigation. He probably had his Jew lawyer vaguely allude to a lawsuit and whatever ADHD nonbinary they/them janny they dealt with had an anxiety attack.
 

Harry Powell

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If the Twitter account is gone then the movie is finally over. All that remains is a couple stinger scenes and some DVD extras. Maybe he gets it together for some kind of sequel down the road but I doubt it.

If so then I think we are back in the Cumia business
 

HotDogJoe

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Approaching 36 hours…

If the Twitter account is gone then the movie is finally over. All that remains is a couple stinger scenes and some DVD extras. Maybe he gets it together for some kind of sequel down the road but I doubt it.

If so then I think we are back in the Cumia business

Have we not learned by now to never declare this thing over? Rick's udders will never be dry. Just because he can't tweet, doesn't mean the milk will dry up. It could actually be even funnier when he starts trying to establish himself on other platforms.

Will we get to see TikTok Rick, arming da yoof with his unique political insights? Who knows what hilarity the future holds.
 
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Harry Powell

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Have we not learned by now to never declare this thing over? Rick's udders will never be dry. Just because can't tweet, doesn't mean the milk will dry up. It could actually be even funnier when he starts trying to establish himself on other platforms.

Will we get to see TikTok Rick, arming da yoof with his unique political insights? Who knows what hilarity the future holds.
Sure sure. But the main saga of Rick - for me at least - has been his Twitter account. It was his only real source of self-esteem. After all his first tweet that really got us interested was him replying something like: “and how many followers do you have?”

This is all I’ve ever wanted. This taken away from him.

Does more hilarity await? Of course. But if the Twitter account is gone we have defeated him. Everything else is simply gravy.
 

TorqueWheeler

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I wonder if he HAD someone covering for him and they either quit or he amassed so many reports that someone finally took a look at his activity and recognized that he's not just an innocent victim, he's also a crybully cunt. Some rascals may have filed some reports and the kiwis might as well but you can be sure there are most likely plenty of other people he's offended or just flat out been an asshole to and I'm sure they reported him as well. I was wondering if maybe the reports were just vanishing into the ether or being cleared but it seems they were sitting on "many hundreds" (to quote Torque) of reports and Saturday night the hammer dropped. I hope they used analytics and figured out that he tends to drink and act cunty on a Saturday night and so they did it at that specific time on purpose.

Honestly, though, I wouldn't be surprised if it was some new guy working the weekend who got a report on him, noticed all those other reports, and dropped the ban hammer on him. Rick's contact is one of those people who doesn't put their work email on their phone and they're about to hit the office this morning to find well over 100 new emails from Rick sent every 20 minutes or so starting on Saturday night. He hasn't slept all weekend, he's just refreshing his email and Twitter over and over since Saturday night.
One thing of note is I was getting these emails after a few days every time I reported him.

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This is the last one I got (Wednesday) and it was for a tweet where he accused Trump of murdering his ex-wife, which is surely at least problematic (in the actual sense of the word.) I got the same one every time no matter what he said. Something apparently changed since then.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Approaching 36 hours…

If the Twitter account is gone then the movie is finally over. All that remains is a couple stinger scenes and some DVD extras. Maybe he gets it together for some kind of sequel down the road but I doubt it.

If so then I think we are back in the Cumia business
Plenty of other entertaining ones to pick from. Like Retarded Faggot: The Brendan Schaub Story. He's stupid, arrogant, has an undeserved careers, everything we look for in a project
 

Harry Powell

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Plenty of other entertaining ones to pick from. Like Retarded Faggot: The Brendan Schaub Story. He's stupid, arrogant, has an undeserved careers, everything we look for in a project
Sorry Dan Jr. , I just can’t get on board with that. I’m not interested in anyone we “pick”. It has to happen organically. Whether he knows it or not Patrick inserted himself into our storyline.

To me, we focus on the Show, and if some new characters come up organically then fine.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Plenty of other entertaining ones to pick from. Like Retarded Faggot: The Brendan Schaub Story. He's stupid, arrogant, has an undeserved careers, everything we look for in a project
I feel that Schaub is already getting trolled perfectly ( for a group that still uses a reddit sub) and if this place used its tactics it would fuck up what they have built. Their sub would get banned for sure. I like to watch it play out though.
 
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