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CHH bought views for his last shamecast, lol
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He is reformed now so it's not like he's going to do it again. He was just being honest about his past ignorance. He will still have to take the bad karma for that though. Anyway go stick your t----- up a ladies a--, like that's so much better!

أنا أحب الماعز والجدة الإباحية

This quote is my mantra.

On judgment day the baby (you) will killed will testify against him and God will give her Justice.
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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I've done it but only in the shower. Did nothing for me.
I knew a guy who had a chick who asked him to piss on her in the shower. So he pisses on her and she gets all turned on and goes “now it’s your turn” so he squats down and lets her piss on his shaved head. There was no point to any of this but man it made us laugh to hear the story.
 

Professor Rape

Learning where local water spring is
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I knew a guy who had a chick who asked him to piss on her in the shower. So he pisses on her and she gets all turned on and goes “now it’s your turn” so he squats down and lets her piss on his shaved head. There was no point to any of this but man it made us laugh to hear the story.
having a chick get pissed i wouldnt eat her out because "i sucked your cock! it's not fair!" it one of the most horrifying moments of my life. fuck off, you fat bitch.
 
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I wear condoms when not fucking someone over 50. I haven't bought condoms in many years. Jesus Christ what is wrong with me and my preferences
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Former Prez Gerald Ford

Come over and we’ll have nachos. And some beer.
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YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT
Ya know, I’ve always felt a certain closeness with you that I didn’t with the other posters. I’m sorry about that “rape you in IRL” crack the other day.. that was just locker room talk, babe. What we have is special and I would never do anything to jeopardize that.
 
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