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Sometimes it doesnt work out and you may as well have had your tongue farted on.I was horny when I wrote that, I don't really want to now.
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Sometimes it doesnt work out and you may as well have had your tongue farted on.I was horny when I wrote that, I don't really want to now.
then she'd be nigger jimmedSometimes it doesnt work out and you may as well have had your tongue farted on.
He is reformed now so it's not like he's going to do it again. He was just being honest about his past ignorance. He will still have to take the bad karma for that though. Anyway go stick your t----- up a ladies a--, like that's so much better!
I knew a guy who had a chick who asked him to piss on her in the shower. So he pisses on her and she gets all turned on and goes “now it’s your turn” so he squats down and lets her piss on his shaved head. There was no point to any of this but man it made us laugh to hear the story.I've done it but only in the shower. Did nothing for me.
having a chick get pissed i wouldnt eat her out because "i sucked your cock! it's not fair!" it one of the most horrifying moments of my life. fuck off, you fat bitch.I knew a guy who had a chick who asked him to piss on her in the shower. So he pisses on her and she gets all turned on and goes “now it’s your turn” so he squats down and lets her piss on his shaved head. There was no point to any of this but man it made us laugh to hear the story.
أنا أحب الماعز والجدة الإباحية
This quote is my mantra.
On judgment day the baby (you) will killed will testify against him and God will give her Justice.
Gramgram's big strong man--absolutely BASEDI wear condoms when not fucking someone over 50. I haven't bought condoms in many years. Jesus Christ what is wrong with me and my preferences
Have any GILF ever pinched your cheek and said she was proud of you after you made her cum?I wear condoms when not fucking someone over 50. I haven't bought condoms in many years. Jesus Christ what is wrong with me and my preferences
I wear condoms when not fucking someone over 50. I haven't bought condoms in many years. Jesus Christ what is wrong with me and my preferences
where are that man's shoulders?
Frenchy fawkin lives!Anyway go stick your t----- up a ladies a--,
Thank you for the bacon paste. It is now framed on my wall for me to contemplate every morning. I will improve the white race thru sit-ups.1) Learn how to store food
2) Learn where local water spring is
3) Learn how to clean water
Do these 3 things and you're on your way to greatness.
I knew you were a women.I’m an atheist liberal and I have murdered/consumed zero babies
Show peen or gtfoI knew you were a women.
Calves pics incoming
Let’s see em babe. There’s a $10 Amazon gift card in it for yaShow peen or gtfo
YOULL GET NOTHING AND LIKE ITLet’s see em babe. There’s a $10 Amazon gift card in it for ya
Ya know, I’ve always felt a certain closeness with you that I didn’t with the other posters. I’m sorry about that “rape you in IRL” crack the other day.. that was just locker room talk, babe. What we have is special and I would never do anything to jeopardize that.YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT
Dude. You being the father would make the baby retarded. Just keep an abortion fund going. Stop being a fag.Dude I'm so afraid of getting someone over 50 pregnant and she has a retard baby
That's my fear and would be my luck
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