Only Fans Pat

[analeggsalad]

Building a model

Unleash those luscious milkers, Pat. Onlyfans members love big fat titties, and you need the money.

nikkki smashing another bottle over his head after bringing up the dr report that her ovaries are still fertile

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

nikkki smashing another bottle over his head after bringing up the dr report that her ovaries are still fertile

Fattest Gump. Makes dinosaur dioramas at a 3 year olds skill level. What a corpulent special needs fatso slug he is.

 

[MonsterSteve]

to those of you who want to see how straight men would do a Man on Onlyfans joke:

I saw this a while ago and I can never get over how the wife says '15 K, not BEYED'.

 

[Phish]

View attachment 15226What's going on with the rings, here? Bitch Tits' is a black band, which is odd unto itself (and doesn't that mean open marriage or something?). And then Drinkki doesn't have a wedding band, but has a ring of some sorts on the adjacent finger.

What's going on in that half hovel?

Black silicone wedding bands arent that uncommon for manual laborers who work w their hands. Its better than getting degloved/defingered. But we all know this is the most work those hands get, besides dinnertime. So idk whatsup w this shit.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

If Rick gad anything worth showing off he'd absolutely make an onlyfans if only to trick us into paying and then he'd gloat. He won't make one though because he has a tiny, tiny little baby penis.

Prove me wrong Pat. We all know you're reading this.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Hatley came from BTLS - Bubba's terrestrial shows kicked the shit out of anything Gregg and Tony did.

Bubba the Cucksponge is one to talk...

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

View attachment 15226What's going on with the rings, here? Bitch Tits' is a black band, which is odd unto itself (and doesn't that mean open marriage or something?). And then Drinkki doesn't have a wedding band, but has a ring of some sorts on the adjacent finger.

What's going on in that half hovel?

This picture is the perfect description of their marriage. Niki looking at the retard she married for tax reasons / government scam / make mom happy while he builds models made for children. As always, she needs booze just to be around him. I’ve long believed they have some “arrangement” (pig has mentioned something along the lines of an understanding when asked about his creepy twitter flirting) where it’s just a paper marriage and she’s free to do whatever she wants. Pig is also free but being an ugly fat loser isn’t getting him any women and he’s also a repressed homosexual that won’t come out. It’s why he goes out alone to sit in bars with his laptop in hopes he gets lucky.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I just laugh and think of that memorable Brewer playoff game in 2011. Fatrick and the Dyke try to fuck in the parking lot, while her four remaining viable eggs commit suicide.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

He is just admitting he has a shitty sex life with his wife.