One of pat's drinking buddies almost got raped

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

So gay guys rape now? Very homophobic.

 

[Stent]

Histrionics from a social-media faggot who loves having children away from prying eyes. Sounds familiar...

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Soy was roiped by an abbo

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Nice coating the rim of the glass with ass residue, stupid.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Why is everyone in Rick's gravitational pull such a fucking weird creep

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He’s too ugly for even the most desperate gay man to wanna drug and rape. Hell they’d pass on him in prison.

Btw Pats good buddy Kurt Eichenwald was allegedly raped on a beach during an epileptic seizure. Can’t decide if it’s hilarious because it’s clearly a lie or because he’s such a cunt I think he would deserve it.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Just finish the beer before taking a piss you fucking femme. Or even better yet, go get a shotgun with a toe trigger attachment.

Microbreweries have 100% ruined beer drinking culture by making soyboys feel like they were artisans for drinking shitty, bitter IPAs.

I’ll have em every once in a while. But in general I stick to Coors or Miller. Lager tastes best in a hot day anyway.

 

[CuntFucker]

Hush snow nigger, Canadians can't get mortgages to afford drinking at bars anymore.

Fat

 

[PogromStallone]

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Yeah, that's what you'd want. Imagine coming back to find this retard has put a dirty chair on top of your drink.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

He’s too ugly for even the most desperate gay man to wanna drug and rape. Hell they’d pass on him in prison.

Btw Pats good buddy Kurt Eichenwald was allegedly raped on a beach during an epileptic seizure. Can’t decide if it’s hilarious because it’s clearly a lie or because he’s such a cunt I think he would deserve it.

He was raped by an animated gif.

 

[N64 Cube]

No one is almost raping any of this ugly fuck

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

If I took a free stool at a bar and someone tried to say I took their spot, I'd tell them that they could either buy it off me or fight me for it.

I chuckled out loud at the thought of some aggro dude doing this at a nice restaurant bar at 2 p.m.

Or at some high-priced mimosa-fueled brunch

 

[Jenna]

You forgot to explain the part as to why you were at a gay bar in the first place

1. Make friends with a gay guy. For real.
2. He'll eventually plan to go to a gay club, might as well go with him, might as well organize a group.
3. Why not invite the hottest girl you know to come to a gay club?
4. Hottest girl you know watches other men hit on you.
5. She's used to every guy in the room wanting to fuck her, so it's uncomfortable that nobody wants her at all, they want me.
6. Midway through the evening, whisper some of that hetero shit in her ear. One sentence, that all it takes.

What happens next? What happens when we leave the gay club? I have amnesia.

Patrick pretends to have gay friends because it's like a special boy scout badge for liberals. I have gay friends because there is no greater pussy magnet on the planet than a shitdick working to get you laid. It's the closest thing to a Harry Potter love potion, here drink this and you'll want to fuck me. Cockteasing faggots who ignore her all night.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Why didn't he ask his friends to watch his dri.... Ohh right.

 

[PeteRose]

faggots are heathens and degens so maybe dont be gay or drink at gay bars dummy.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He was raped by an animated gif.

I put money on the mans books in the joint. Good egg he is. Sending Eichencunt that GIF.

 

[CuntFucker .]

No one is almost raping any of this ugly fuck

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That stupid nigger looks like Bonnie when she performed and bombed as a man.

 

[FatMarathonCheater]

Dude looks like a trans f2m